i don't know what's worse- you guys with your 50 megapixels of self-amusement, or Alana's hubby wanting us to join the big viral marketing blitz to tell people they can abandon ship at tube-porn and instead pay $6 per title to stream a flash movie, and with a vast catalog of THREE whole titles to choose from, each of which contain disjoined footage from 2004-2006 like a two bit compilation dvd. and to think it only took 6-12 months for Evans & Co. to build their empire.

i'll see as much 'affiliate revenue' in getting a word out by writing one on a piece of paper and flushing it down the toilet, so without further adieu...