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#398459 - 02/10/09 08:55 AM What do you tell a chick???
MrBelvedere Offline
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Registered: 03/19/07
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What do you tell a chick with two black eye's...Notin Chris Brown aint told dat bitch 2X already...

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#398460 - 02/10/09 06:23 PM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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Registered: 08/16/08
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What did the five fingers say to the face?... SLaP!
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#398461 - 02/10/09 09:24 PM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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Registered: 02/06/09
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#398462 - 02/18/09 09:02 AM Re: What do you tell a chick???
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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I would tell her "I love you this much".
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#398463 - 02/18/09 04:05 PM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Had to be told twice ?
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#398464 - 02/19/09 03:44 AM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None! The bitch should have opened it before she gave it to him.



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#398465 - 02/19/09 07:41 AM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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What should a woman do before leaving a battered women's shelter?... .The dishes if she knows what's good for her. .How many women does it take to paint the wall?...... .Depends on how hard you throw them.. (Laugh.)
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#398466 - 02/19/09 01:12 PM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
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"You've got your mothers eyes"
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#398467 - 02/19/09 07:40 PM Re: What do you tell a chick???
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Why cant Helen Keller drive............... Because She's a woman, are you blind?......... No, really why cant she drive???.......... I just told you, what are you, deaf now too????? (I know, not funny, sad really, which makes it funny...)
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