Bran,
$16,425 plastic surgeon
$1,750 dental
$47 The Club(tm) steering wheel lock (placed on fridge)
$3,200 in self-esteem and assertiveness seminars ("You can do it" Lvl 1/2/3 and "Unleash the power within" Lvl 1/2 by Tony Robbins)

still a ways to go in the flab to fab overhaul, but I'd like to collect an intermediary draw so i'm not losing interest on the float.