Chime in, all you xxxpt prize poodles. Throw up your dainty noses at the ground round you are served. You all deserve filet mignon, bacon-wrapped, of course, each and every night.

"Hey! I hear Iron shot a bikini contest winner. Check out the pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com."
-- "Was it a sanctioned Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest??"
"Uhhh.....no, I don't think so."
-- "Phooey!! I want only the best for my 10 cents a minute that I pay on VOD!"
"Oh....ok. Sorry to bother you......"

Who let the dogs out? No one....because you don't dare come outside your one room doghouse.

There are many butts to sniff out there, you puky pomerianians of porn. As a Great Dane, you will understand my appetite for all kinds of breeds, half-breeds, and (most of all) pussy.

I am taking time off tomorrow to attend bukkake so forgive me if there are no new pics.