Mark_J's CAZO Index and Paperchase's comment own this thread. I feel bad for even trying to comment after them.

Nonetheless, that's girl's a straight up butterface. What horrible crime has Brandon committed that he has to bone so many uncannily ugly chicks just to atone for it?
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"I always find it funny when chicks say that, because I hate sex but I still have it. Afterwards, I hate myself, I feel awful, dirty and sometimes cry. But it's worth it, if only to feel a little human every now and then."