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#398413 - 02/10/09 07:11 AM
Devin Rae
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#398417 - 02/10/09 08:00 AM
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You should use her as the centerpiece to a new series She's 1/2 My Age and Twice My Girth. You do get some hot bitches in your videos, but come on, she's 14 beers in at closing time quality.
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#398419 - 02/10/09 01:21 PM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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She really needs her nose thinned out and her teeth done. Already, she's $11K in the red before the minor stuff like a gym and eyebrow wax. Way to point out the obvs, I know. Brandon, she isn't 'Half My Age' material unless you're 100. THAT'S SOME BENJAMIN BUTTONS SHIT!!!!!
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#398423 - 02/10/09 03:46 PM
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That fucking rack is craaaaaaaaaazy. I'd love to titty fuck her....
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#398430 - 02/10/09 07:59 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
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Mark_J's CAZO Index and Paperchase's comment own this thread. I feel bad for even trying to comment after them.
Nonetheless, that's girl's a straight up butterface. What horrible crime has Brandon committed that he has to bone so many uncannily ugly chicks just to atone for it?
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#398431 - 02/10/09 08:04 PM
Re: Devin Rae
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Man you Fuck a lot of ugly women....! 
Fuck, I have made a nice little career doing that.
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#398432 - 02/10/09 08:21 PM
Re: Devin Rae
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Chime in, all you xxxpt prize poodles. Throw up your dainty noses at the ground round you are served. You all deserve filet mignon, bacon-wrapped, of course, each and every night.
"Hey! I hear Iron shot a bikini contest winner. Check out the pics at the blog at www.brandoniron.com."
-- "Was it a sanctioned Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest??"
"Uhhh.....no, I don't think so."
-- "Phooey!! I want only the best for my 10 cents a minute that I pay on VOD!"
"Oh....ok. Sorry to bother you......"
Who let the dogs out? No one....because you don't dare come outside your one room doghouse.
There are many butts to sniff out there, you puky pomerianians of porn. As a Great Dane, you will understand my appetite for all kinds of breeds, half-breeds, and (most of all) pussy.
I am taking time off tomorrow to attend bukkake so forgive me if there are no new pics.
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#398433 - 02/10/09 08:33 PM
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Man you Fuck a lot of ugly women....!
Fuck, I have made a nice little career doing that.
Ugly women aren't the same thing as trannies. Maybe this explains a few things... 
And keeping on thread, yeah her face isn't modelesque, but I bet that nagging self doubt about her looks just makes her try harder. She could nurse me back to health any day.
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#398434 - 02/10/09 10:08 PM
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Congratulations. You fucked Joe Pesci.
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#398435 - 02/10/09 11:16 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Bitch got a boxer's nose. Looks like knox's limp dick landed on her face. No sale!
Looks like the nose piece of those bad disguise glasses nose and moustache pieces.
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#398437 - 02/11/09 01:06 AM
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#398438 - 02/11/09 06:22 PM
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"Perfect, natural, titanic tits" are only worthwhile if you take a 1/2-mile run to ensure there is some contrast to your "perfect, natural, titanic" chubby gut. 
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#398441 - 02/12/09 02:23 AM
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"Perfect, natural, titanic tits" are only worthwhile if you take a 1/2-mile run to ensure there is some contrast to your "perfect, natural, titanic" chubby gut.
Hers or mine?
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#398442 - 02/12/09 03:13 AM
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"Perfect, natural, titanic tits" are only worthwhile if you take a 1/2-mile run to ensure there is some contrast to your "perfect, natural, titanic" chubby gut.
That's why god invented girdles.
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#398444 - 02/12/09 05:34 PM
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Registered: 12/25/08
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Loc: Sydney Australia
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That's why God invented girls.
More to love, man. Not hate. More to love. Rubenesque women were considered very attractive in Renaissance times. Times change. Go to craigslist and search BBW and see what pops up. Chubby chasers are everywhere even if it's not your thing.
I'm not complaining, I actually like BBW's...Maria Moore, Samantha 38g, Eden Morr etc...
In my opinion this girl isin't a BBW, she isin't overweight at all.
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#398445 - 02/12/09 05:34 PM
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Rubenesque women were considered very attractive in Renaissance times.
Dude, the whores Reubens painted didn't have the face of a Sanitation foreman.
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#398446 - 02/12/09 05:39 PM
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Rubenesque women were considered very attractive in Renaissance times.
Dude, the whores Reubens painted didn't have the face of a Sanitation foreman.
Everyone was ugly back then.
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#398448 - 02/12/09 06:16 PM
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Bless her heart that nose is rather unfortunate but 
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#398450 - 02/12/09 07:17 PM
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#398451 - 02/12/09 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Everyone was ugly back then.
I disagree, I think the women and men were more attractive back then. They always dressed to the nines and all the old pictures I've always seen, the men were real men and the ladies were always beautiful. Of course there's ugly in everything, but I think they were better looking back then.
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#398453 - 02/13/09 12:16 AM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Bran,
$16,425 plastic surgeon
$1,750 dental
$47 The Club(tm) steering wheel lock (placed on fridge)
$3,200 in self-esteem and assertiveness seminars ("You can do it" Lvl 1/2/3 and "Unleash the power within" Lvl 1/2 by Tony Robbins)
still a ways to go in the flab to fab overhaul, but I'd like to collect an intermediary draw so i'm not losing interest on the float.
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#398454 - 02/14/09 11:17 PM
Re: Devin Rae
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
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Moooooooooooooo!!!
Her nipples point downward. Just pointing that out.
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#398457 - 02/16/09 02:49 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
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Loc: Canada
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google it you fucking meatball...
fucking aussies
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#398458 - 02/16/09 05:45 PM
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google it you fucking meatball...
fucking aussies
Fuck you too, Yankee blue jeans.
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Its like someone picked a fight with her tits and she used her face to protect them. I bet shes got a mean left hook.
It was a mind blowing far out Ferengi fuck ! 
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