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#398128 - 02/09/09 01:51 PM
Stormy Running for US Senate
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
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Stormy is the new Mary Carey! My favorite part of the story is when they say she is going on a "listening tour of Louisiana." In other words, she is feature dancing and willing to listen to you and take a Polaroid for $20. http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/09/senate.porn.candidate/index.html?iref=newssearch#cnnSTCVideo
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#398129 - 02/09/09 03:11 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 05/22/08
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#398130 - 02/09/09 03:23 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Has the price of a pornstar dancer Polaroid gone up since the film has been discontinued?
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#398131 - 02/09/09 03:32 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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i hated the old mary carey.
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#398132 - 02/09/09 03:51 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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"Stormy Running for US Senate"
Does this mean that Monster is going to leave the pornbiz alone?
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#398133 - 02/09/09 04:00 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
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Stormy "Politics can't be any dirtier than the business I'm already in." If I lived in Louisiana I would be signing up right now lol
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#398134 - 02/09/09 04:12 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Seriously, one thread about this topic is more then enough. Wish she's done anal instead.
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#398135 - 02/09/09 04:22 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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I especially enjoyed her embellishment/promo piece on Rick Sanchez/CNN for Vivid...with her going on to say that she would have to "take a pay cut" by becoming a Senator…..So I ask congress this……when is the legislation going to be passed on comprehensive healthcare reform?
This needs to be job 1……for there are a number of uninsured/under insured within the “adult” umbrella…..my main concern primarily is naturally long term psychiatric care.
These are “individuals” who actually think that in this economy that their pay rate in adult is higher the a U.S. Senator…..If she was in Florida…there is a term for it….. "Baker Act’ed”.....
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#398136 - 02/09/09 04:28 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Stormy is the new Mary Carey!
did you read past the headline? she has nothing to do with it. this lame non-story won't seem to go away either, so kudos to the fanboy for getting his pornstar crush some attention with a slopped together website based on the played out mary carey gimmick. M* = "why didn't I think of that". only now that it's getting regurgitated on news sites has miss "Film Star/Writer/Director" decided to play along and be all smiles in press interviews.
"The Draft Stormy campaign was started by New Orleans resident and Daniels fan Zack Hudson, who insists it's for real."
as real as the voices in his head.
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#398137 - 02/09/09 05:22 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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#398138 - 02/09/09 06:02 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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"Stormy Running for US Senate"
Does this mean that Monster is going to leave the pornbiz alone?
no it means he will be her press secretary
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#398140 - 02/09/09 07:09 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Does this mean that Monster is going to leave the pornbiz alone?
if I do, will you take my penis out of your mouth?
bleh, your penis doesn't work because of the hormones that you use
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#398141 - 02/09/09 08:50 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Does this mean that Monster is going to leave the pornbiz alone?
if I do, will you take my penis out of your mouth?
bleh, your penis doesn't work because of the hormones that you use
no it doesn't work because your dad clamped too hard while I was riding him like the broken burro he is.
now excuse me while i go the bathroom on your mom's face for a quarter. on the positive with that kinda money in your 3rd world you can add another box to the cardboard casa.
keep pimpin ring rat.
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#398142 - 02/09/09 08:59 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I just want to step in and say the "post a youtube link smackdown" does not work. I never click them and I'm not alone. Unless Jeff decides to upgrade the forum software to incorporate this changing technology and allow the preview inside the post I'm not ever clicking it so the point is lost.
Type it out in English Monstar. It's good practice and where you shine anyway.
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#398143 - 02/09/09 09:36 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Does this mean that Monster is going to leave the pornbiz alone?
if I do, will you take my penis out of your mouth?
bleh, your penis doesn't work because of the hormones that you use
no it doesn't work because your dad clamped too hard while I was riding him like the broken burro he is.
now excuse me while i go the bathroom on your mom's face for a quarter. on the positive with that kinda money in your 3rd world you can add another box to the cardboard casa.
keep pimpin ring rat.
your mom, your dad.. bleh those shitty comebacks are very Sal Mckvey in PMS
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#398145 - 02/09/09 11:40 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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your mom, your dad.. bleh those shitty comebacks are very Sal Mckvey in PMS
this coming from the douche that limply pitched a little richard joke in 2009.
no, please, dazzle us with rapier wit. you're a bad henny youngman in luche libra mask. you're a one-trick pony that was only funny when it took a minute to decipher what you were saying. you're the fart that when first cracked sound was slightly amusing until the stench set in. you're season 3 of a sit-com. you're a clown with out the big shoes. you're something that was funny to laugh at but now is just sad.
I don't know how babelfish translates english to finger paint, but i'll summerize it as "you are pitiful."
annnnnnnnnd cut to the sexual ambiguity joke, ...again.
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#398146 - 02/09/09 11:59 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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*Star...Alex...c'mon. You know better than anyone else this is just some random attention grab for a whore who is barely a whore. She's done the "mainstream whoring" angle for years now,
wait for it...wait for it...
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claiming her "mainstream" status because Travis Barker stared at her overblown tits in one of his videos.
? wrong girl...?
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Give me a break. This whore (and I use that term loosely) will use her semi-educated brain to glom onto anything that might catapult her into "stardom." In this respect, she might be the most deluded of all the whores (see earlier caveat).
Give ME a break. Surely you recognize the fact that there are predominately MORE girls who have done FAR, FAR less and have greatly reveled in their delusions of grandeur?
Maybe you are at a disadvantage that I receive all sorts of press releases from girls claiming mainstream status because they happened to walk by the DVD section of the local Best Buy.
That's not the case with Stormy, whether you like her or not, you have to acknowledge the truth: VS. 99% of the girls in adult stormy is closer, true or false?
so you can't just dismissively wave your hand and say she is "most deluded", how can you?
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She's been in about one hundred porno in the last six years, and a boatload of those are girle and solo scenes. It's not like Kelly Wells is applying to be a Senator.
I don't see the point. you casting a point against because she the forethought of longevity vs. shooting everything out her first year?
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She's a second-banana whore who has Mary Carey aspirations, except that Mary Carey almost beat Gary Coleman in an election.
with all due respect: nigga please. you won't see her on a rehab reality show anytime soon.
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Please send a message to your whore: You have no clue how much Americans--especially Southerers--despise the kind of moral abandonment that a porno whore like Stormee represents.
That may be the case...some people would rather keep a politician in office who preaches family values then goes out for many a night of whore-in, so be it. who am i to judge?
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If she gets any votes, it's because it was a joke, and everyone voting for knew that she wouldn't get elected.
yeah, it would be an even funnier joke if a lot of people did that, a majority even.
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#398147 - 02/10/09 05:30 AM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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You go Redman!
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#398149 - 02/10/09 09:28 AM
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The only thing good that could possibly come out from this is if she tours around Louisiana in the Bang Bus
Gotta be careful on those Louisiana roads:
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#398150 - 02/10/09 10:31 AM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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She ought top try for a Senate seat from New York rather than Louisiana. A lot of New Yorkers seem to prefer out-of-state Hos over local politicians for their Senate seats.
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#398152 - 02/10/09 04:34 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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This is a non-story. A whore with a driving need to be more than what she is and was always destined to be... Color me surprised.
But I can't knock Monstar. He's making money off these unrealistic ambitions/delusions of grandeur/media grabs. Good for him, there are certainly worse ways to make a living.
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#398153 - 02/10/09 05:31 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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your mom, your dad.. bleh those shitty comebacks are very Sal Mckvey in PMS
this coming from the douche that limply pitched a little richard joke in 2009.
its not a joke, is serious, you are a tranny navajo
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#398156 - 02/11/09 01:37 AM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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#398157 - 02/11/09 07:19 AM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I've been to that building. The visitors lot seemed like it would be way too far away for a whore to walk in heels.
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#398158 - 02/11/09 03:16 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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posted by me 02/09/09 11:40 PM :
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annnnnnnnnd cut to the sexual ambiguity joke, ...again.
posted 02/10/09 05:31 PM
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its not a joke, is serious, you are a tranny navajo
dance you third world primate, dance 
well you have native american and mexican blood, you are on the same boat alexandra
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#398159 - 02/13/09 12:47 AM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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Since Monstar, like any good spin doctor, avoided my question about Stormy's actions surrounding the NBC interview I present Stormy's own words in response to my query in one of her threads on Freeones: Quote:
Yes, I did leave the NBC interview. I left because the security guard (who has since been fired) was extremely rude to me. I was told on the phone that I could park where I did and there was no sign on the spot stating otherwise. I knew it would become an issue so I took a photo of it. Contrary to what the article says, no one attempted to contact me for my side of the story...so much for unbiased journalism, eh? I have been called a lot of things before, but never a diva. I found it amusing.
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#398160 - 02/13/09 09:43 AM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Since Monstar, like any good spin doctor, avoided my question
where did you ask me a question?
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#398162 - 02/13/09 09:40 PM
Re: Stormy Running for US Senate
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Porn Jesus
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