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#397970 - 02/09/09 04:35 AM Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#397971 - 02/09/09 01:56 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
Charlie Malloy Offline
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Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
Are you saying that someone who "fell into a cocaine-induced coma in the company of a transsexual hooker" may not be the best candidate for a "hottest bachelors" list, or are you judging based on the fact that he looks like a demented medieval candlemaker?

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#397972 - 02/09/09 04:23 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Kurt Lockwood was on that list?

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#397973 - 02/09/09 10:31 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
For 7 BILLION dollars I think there is a lot a whore could overlook.
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#397974 - 02/09/09 10:42 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Kurt Lockwood was on that list?




Didn't you know he's an American hero...like Superman.

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#397975 - 02/10/09 05:53 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Luke Ford is not there

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#397976 - 02/10/09 07:18 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
Quote:

For 7 BILLION dollars I think there is a lot a whore could overlook.



Especially if he's gone cocaine-comatose once already. It wouldn't take much more to get him off to happy trannyville...
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#397977 - 02/10/09 08:03 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
#17? Really? Wouldn't have pegged him as your type.

We have a much better selection on the West Coast:

http://valleywag.gawker.com/5147650/bachelors-of-silicon-valley-remind-ladies-what-theyre-not-missing


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#397978 - 02/11/09 02:46 AM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
^^^Met Pazolnick several times at parties. He interrupts a lot and leans on walls when he talks.
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#397979 - 02/11/09 05:14 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

^^^Met Pazolnick several times at parties. He interrupts a lot and leans on walls when he talks.


Mr. Gupta looks like your kind of guy, maybe he can give you the kind of attention you deserve...


Edited by electrostatic (02/11/09 05:16 PM)
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#397980 - 02/11/09 08:17 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:

^^^Met Pazolnick several times at parties. He interrupts a lot and leans on walls when he talks.




What kind of parties? Is he a perv? If he's a perv, I can forgive wall-leaning and interrupting. He's cuite.

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#397981 - 02/13/09 01:02 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
Bad Habit Offline
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Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal


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#397982 - 02/13/09 03:46 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Thanks for the self-portrait, Bad Habit.
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#397983 - 02/14/09 02:51 AM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
^^ Sorry, I'm not nearly that good looking.
But now that I know you like your men creatively hirsute...
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I'd rather be ignorant than stupid. Ignorance implies a lack of knowledge which is easily correctable through education. Stupidity implies an inability to learn. Therefore; ignorance is temporary, stupidity is forever!

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#397984 - 02/14/09 09:12 AM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
I have your valentine for you.....

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#397985 - 02/14/09 04:47 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Malcolm Forbes?
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#397986 - 02/15/09 11:38 PM Re: Ladies, Your Valentine Awaits.
nago Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/08/06
Posts: 219
Loc: Japan
jesus Im way better looking than those guys.


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