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Gia, I am going to draw your face on a piece of paper, crumple it up tightly so as to constrict your cartoon breathing, and Photoshop it directly in Steve Holmes's ass. You belong on your knees on a floor rimming men old enough to be your father. Your nose should be forced into an older man's asshole so that you can inhale....hard. You should always associate the smell of doody with your own shame so that each time you drop a deuce personally, you will rage with self-hatred.

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Ah...I love a good meltdown.

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