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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrasing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

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"Leave the gun. Take the canoli."

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Warlord: WRONG!!! Conan what is best in life?

Conan: To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women!

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"As far back as i can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster .

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And last but certainly not least, from Gag Factor 5, "Quack."

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From The Third Man:
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias
they had warfare, terror murder and
bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo,
Leonardo daVinci and the Renaissance.

In Switzerland they had brotherly love.
They had five-hundred years of democracy
and peace and what did they produce?
The cookoo clock!" .... Harry Lime (1949).

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Tied for second place would be a multitude of quotes from Dr. Strangelove and Big Lebowski...

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"As far back as i can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster .

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Win...

Edit....Conq.. That's my guilty pleasure movie and I watch it everytime it's on

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Gary Oldman in The Professional walks around tearing new asses all day- none are spared. I've quoted him throughout my life. ie I'm driving with some random girl in the car and I see some kids playing on my street on a saturday, I'll yell "those KIDS oughta be in SCHOOL" just loud enough so they can hear it- very empowering actually, beating up on the powerless and the confused. lou if you haven't seen it i'll put you on my netflix- couples discount mkay?

Notable quotes from The Professional. Learn them, live them.

"It's only when you start to become really afraid of death that you learn to appreciate life, do you like life sweetheart?...Thats good because I take no pleasure in taking life if it's from a person who doesn't care about it."
"Death is.. whimsical today."
"I hope you'll excuse my mood."
"I like these calm little moments before the storm, it reminds me of Beethoven"
"I'm just dying to meet him."
"Tell them we were doing our job."
"Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass you can hear the crawling, you can hear the insects."

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Excellent flick, one of my faves. Love the Oldman.

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What is this great evil?
How did it steal into the world?
From what seed, what root did it spring?

Who's doing this?
Who's killing us?
Robbing us of light and life.
Mocking us with the sight of what we might have known.

-- The Thin Red Line

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I used to have a line in my sig: ...

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Which ID was that for?

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I used to have a line in my sig: ...

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Which ID was that for?

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I believe that is not a rhetorical question, "Mark J".

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Cal: [David and Cal Playing a video Game] You're *gay* now?
David: No, I'm not gay I'm just celibate.
Cal: I think? I mean, that sounds ga- I just want you to know this is like the first conversation of like three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".
David: You're gay for saying that.
Cal: I'm gay for saying that?
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How? How do you know I'm gay?
David: Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal: You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David: You know how I know that you're gay?
Cal: How? Cuz you're gay? and you can tell who other gay people are.
David: You know how I know you're gay?
Cal: How?
David: You like Coldplay.

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probably should mention days of heaven and badlands, too. but yeah, he's supercool

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