In Sands of Iwo Jima Sgt. Stryker (John Wayne) goes to a whore's apartment, then gives her some money to go get a bottle. When she returns, she sheepishly pulls the bottle out and says she forgot to ask if this is his brand. He replies, "Any brand is mine."

And, of course, from A League of Their Own, "There's no crying in baseball."

And last but certainly not least, from Gag Factor 5, "Quack."

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy