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Woah, I just checked the link. Freestylah is absolutely right. Please make it go away.

Her mindless grin makes me think someone hit her over the head with one of those giant Loony Toons hammers and she is seeing stars and birds...




Where you guys see problems I see potential- a flower slumped in poison soil. I'd lock her up in a bedroom for about a month and make her sleep- far away from all chemicals, pimps and stepfathers. Next I'd trying teaching her the ABC's. If by that point she hasn't wrecked the place, chewed her way to freedom, or induced massive depression in the cat and dog on account of her bad vibes, then the real work could begin.