what i like more is the iranians born in tehran or with parents from tehran that run around saying they're armenian because they think its a step up. have some fuckin pride. my friend's g/f and her immediate family pull that bullshit at least, including her brothers- who happen to also wear tag body spray, cactus up the hair, wear lots of jewelry including double earrings, then pop the collar and do that half shirt open shaved chest reveal thing. textbook douchebags.

as well they do a thing where they give themselves italian names, especially on club night "oh hey i'm audrey bitoni"... "oh hi i'm sam"