I moved to Century City about 3 weeks ago. I don't like going out to clubs because they're too loud and I don't drink, although I belong to 420 club. Anyway, I placed an ad on Craigslist day before yesterday under "Adult Gigs." Only two women responded. I was surprised. Below is the ad. I would appreciate feedback because the ad is serious.

"Los Angeles professional seeking dancer for private, full-contact nude lap dances in my home. Would like to entertain dancers 2-3 times a week. $250 for a 30-minute session. As long as you're 18 or older, age, race and cup size are not important. If you wish to stay longer or offer additional services, we can adjust the compensation accordingly.

Also seeking someone to perform light work in the nude. I'm not seeking a maid, just someone to straighten the pillows on my bed, mix a drink for me, sit in my lap while I watch porn or a game on TV, take showers with me, model lingerie I buy for her, that type of thing. Would like for you to come in at least once a week. $500 an hour. Extra compensation if you're into anal or can stay for an entire afternoon or evening.

Since I work from home, I am flexible in scheduling. Curvy women welcome.

I am 32, white, handsome, hung, green eyes, brown hair, 6'4", 225 with nice arms and abs. I am 420 friendly, disease free and HIV negative.

If interested, please send photo and days that work best for you. Photo does not have to be nude. If there is interest from your photo, we can exchange additional info. Also, if you'd like, we can meet in public for coffee or a drink to make sure the vibe is right."