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#397189 - 02/04/09 09:08 PM Kitchen Knives
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What is a good set of kitchen knives? There is so many of them and all say that they are the best, which one should I choose?

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#397190 - 02/04/09 09:12 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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What are your needs?

There isn't a "best set" that is the same for everyone. People like different balance and cook in different styles.

Go to some kitchen stores and check out what they have and when you find some you like find a deal online.
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#397191 - 02/04/09 09:16 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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What are your needs?

There isn't a "best set" that is the same for everyone. People like different balance and cook in different styles.

Go to some kitchen stores and check out what they have and when you find some you like find a deal online.



They have a bunch of stuff. So far I counted 40 different brands of knives.

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#397192 - 02/04/09 09:19 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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You missed my point. I didn't say anything about brands. I was telling you to find a set you like by checking out the knives themselves.
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#397193 - 02/04/09 09:33 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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which one should I choose?




The cheapest ones you can find.
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#397194 - 02/04/09 09:35 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Buy a set of these...



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#397195 - 02/04/09 09:42 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Buy a Henckels chef knife, place sharpened blade below chin and arc it, swiftly, left to right, from ear to ear. If you spot blood, that's the knife you want to keep. If you can still breathe and talk, repeat move with a Mitsubishi ceramic knife. That one will finish the hat trick.
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#397196 - 02/04/09 11:14 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Buy a set of these...






I think I saw them one time....thats the Knive set from Kunt Kitchenware.

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#397197 - 02/04/09 11:29 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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buy the sharpest one you can find, ask around, then fall on it
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#397198 - 02/04/09 11:50 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Great question with no real answer. Sure you could buy Henckels or Wustof, but if you are going to be paying a ton of money ($150+) for a chef's knife, make sure it isn't a product of China. Many of these "top name" companies,have different lines, some are made in China to their specs. I've seen companies go as far as to put "Designed in Germany" underneath the logo, then on the other side of the knife you see the CHINA label. It is possible they ship the steel to China and have the knives made with the cheap labor, but I've never heard of Europe to China steel, only Japan to China. This is because Japan has higher quality standards, but can't compete with the cheap labor.

If you want to spend the big bucks, but don't want China made, go with F Dick. F.Dick is very fine quality German Cutlery, and make the BEST sharpening steels I have seen. For a little less you can pick up a set of Forshcner/Victorinox knives, same company that makes the ORIGINAL Swiss Army Knife. Both of these companies have Forged and Stamped knives. Stamped Victorinox knives seem to be a little softer steel, making them easier to tune up on a sharpening steel.

All things considered, there are few people out there that could tell the difference between a $150 forged chef's knife and a $40 one. Its a status thing, or they like the way the name sounds, or they like how they look.

How much do you plan to spend? You want kitchen knives and table knives to match? Victorinox makes a nice set of stamped knives with rosewood handles that comes with 4 table knives.

Let me know what you are thinking about, or any other questions. You can PM me if you want.


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#397199 - 02/05/09 12:24 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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What are you planning to do with them? Are you going to fully butcher the dyev you keep chained and drugged in the basement, or are you just going to cut her asshole out and masturbate with it?
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#397200 - 02/05/09 03:18 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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#397201 - 02/05/09 04:52 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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No need to buy expensive knives unless you're a chef. Just buy a set that look reasonble quality

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#397202 - 02/05/09 08:40 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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seems like a Swiss Army Knife would fit you nicely at the dinner table...for special occasions maybe whip out the 39 function knife.

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#397203 - 02/05/09 08:58 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Here you go Alex an analysis and test of Chef Knives.

But I didn't heed the advice and went with this instead.

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#397204 - 02/05/09 10:35 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Kyocera Damascus Chef's knife



I use Henckels, although I just buggered up my carving knife. (No hookers were harmed - I swear)


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#397205 - 02/05/09 10:59 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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I have had my Chicago Cutlery set for over 10 years now. Check them out.

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#397206 - 02/05/09 12:07 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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#397207 - 02/05/09 04:07 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Panzer, for your needs, a reciprocating saw or better, a bone saw, will do fine. Chefs knives are too messy for your type of needs. Don't forget the Soprano kit, too - extra large trash bags, lime, plenty of duct tape, chains, and a few weights.
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#397208 - 02/05/09 05:01 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Thanks everyone for your input, but I guess that I will just keep my old set of knives which is Tools of the Trade because I am just too cheap to spend any more money. Those expensive knives definatly look cool, especialy the all-black ceramic one.

There is an old guy here in NYC that sells peelers, he said that even Julia Roberts likes them.

Maybe there should be an Alex brand of knives?

This is what I have right now, I got it for $20.00 on sale couple of years ago:



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#397209 - 02/05/09 05:05 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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So?

You never bothered to tell us why you wanted new kitchen knives or what was wrong with the ones you had. Another completely useless Panzer thread is done.

Buy AlexPanzer brand, poorly made ill conceived garbage for the poorest or the poor. Your philosophy on consumer goods would dictate anything with your name stamped on it ought to be avoided by anyone who cares about quality.
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#397210 - 02/05/09 05:07 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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So?

You never bothered to tell us why you wanted new kitchen knives or what was wrong with the ones you had. Another completely useless Panzer thread is done.





They are kinda dull and rusty. I wouldnt minf having a razor-sharp knife that would stay razor-sharp for like 80-100 years.

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#397211 - 02/05/09 05:12 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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So what you really wanted to know was how to maintain kitchen knives, because it looks like you were never interested in buying new ones.

Alex, you are an ass. How to sharpen knives.

Next time don't waste everyone's time trying to give you recommendations when you aren't actually interested in them.
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#397212 - 02/05/09 05:17 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Alex an axe is better for separate body parts

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#397213 - 02/05/09 06:06 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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So what you really wanted to know was how to maintain kitchen knives, because it looks like you were never interested in buying new ones.

Alex, you are an ass. How to sharpen knives.

Next time don't waste everyone's time trying to give you recommendations when you aren't actually interested in them.



But I am considereing a new set, I just dont wanna pay much.

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#397214 - 02/05/09 06:09 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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This is what I have right now, I got it for $20.00 on sale couple of years ago:




Alex you wasted everyone's time who replied to you in this thread because you didn't intend to buy any knives, you are an ass.
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#397215 - 02/05/09 06:13 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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No one uses knives, ever since the SLap Chop?! Knives are so 2008.
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#397216 - 02/05/09 08:31 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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If you are in NYC, open the phone book and look up Sharpening Service or Cutlery. If you are too lazy for that, go to the corner, deli, bagel shop, restaurant, butcher shop, and ask them who sharpens their knives. If you know the guys in the store, you can just leave your knives there and the next week their guy will bring them back sharp, along with a bill for you.
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#397217 - 02/05/09 08:50 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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If you are in NYC, open the phone book and look up Sharpening Service or Cutlery. If you are too lazy for that, go to the corner, deli, bagel shop, restaurant, butcher shop, and ask them who sharpens their knives. If you know the guys in the store, you can just leave your knives there and the next week their guy will bring them back sharp, along with a bill for you.



I have a sharpening rod but it does not work. The thing is that there is just too many brands of knives.

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#397218 - 02/05/09 10:21 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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There is an old guy here in NYC that sells peelers, he said that even Julia Roberts likes them.




You mean the guy in Union Square? He died on Sunday.






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#397219 - 02/05/09 10:33 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Anytime there is a question of what kind of knives to buy, kitchen, or otherwise, I always vote for Benchmade.
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#397220 - 02/05/09 10:37 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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a thread on kitchen knives of all things has people resonating. panzie you got more throwaway hits than barry manilow. well played.

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#397221 - 02/05/09 11:11 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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There is an old guy here in NYC that sells peelers, he said that even Julia Roberts likes them.




You mean the guy in Union Square? He died on Sunday.








Yeah!!! Holly fuck!!! I just seen him on saturday in the Union Square market.

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#397222 - 02/05/09 11:15 PM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Maybe I should sell enemas like that guy sold peelers?

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#397223 - 02/06/09 01:04 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Maybe you should leap from a tall building?
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#397224 - 02/06/09 06:24 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Welcome back Jim. I was about ready to start looking for you on milk cartons.
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#397225 - 02/06/09 10:21 PM Re: Sharpening Knives
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Got the Spyderco sharpener for XMas and I'm pleased:

http://www.amazon.com/Spyderco-204MF-Triangle-Sharpmaker/dp/B000Q9C4AE

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=spyderco+sharpmaker&aq=f

Those sharpening stones are industrial synthetic sapphires, bitch!

Before purchasing a knife set, ya need to go to a well-stocked store and ask to feel them in your hand to determine if they are a good fit for the size of your hands and that the balance seems controllable.

BTW, my knife set are Henckels 4-stars from the early 90's...I recall reading somewhere that their quality has dipped somewhat since then.

If I had to start from scratch again, I would look at Shun because they are very attractive...







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#397226 - 02/07/09 04:27 AM Re: Kitchen Knives
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Quote:

If you are in NYC, open the phone book and look up Sharpening Service or Cutlery. If you are too lazy for that, go to the corner, deli, bagel shop, restaurant, butcher shop, and ask them who sharpens their knives. If you know the guys in the store, you can just leave your knives there and the next week their guy will bring them back sharp, along with a bill for you.



I have a sharpening rod but it does not work. The thing is that there is just too many brands of knives.




The sharpening rod is just to tune up your knife. The problem is the edge needs to be thinned on a grinding wheel or a professional grinding machine.
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