I wish Jeff would hold one during the same week / weekend as Erotica LA, as I'd like to provide dual coverage with Gia, and multitask by draining my balls right on the bridge of some whore's nose. I wouldn't jerk off for a month.

Besides, you'd be certain to get many attending fanbois who would be willing to fork over the $150-200 bucks for a non-perf test & pop on ANY whores face.