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#396950 - 02/04/09 05:33 AM
a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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a short essay by pretty: ive lost alot of weight and improved my look by leaps and bounds in my year or close to it on xpt in fact, the first thing anyone said to me on xpt was "youre fat, lose weight" now im all for namecalling, i like that shit  but while you boys have a been a big help to me in the motivation department, i submit that i look better not because i go to the gym every day not because im vegan and going raw little by little (thanks gia and durian, hehe) not because of stopping smoking or taking gias tips and advice on my look, hair, brows or what have you i look better simply because i am thin now, and can get more cock in my now not fat cheeks i can also get hired to take pictures with cock (or hopefully cocks, because lets face it, if im happy with one, im over the moon with two or three) in my mouth, and that is the real deal maker in as far as how i look goes more cocks near my facce= wayyyyyyyy prettier pretty everytime i post a picture of my face with a penis in or around my mouth i feel pretty whether anyone likes it or not whether i know that that anonymous screename sitting on my post for three hours is hyde or not whether the emean boys on xpt say something nice about my picture or something mean i feel pretty because of the cock it has nothing to do with you guys unless you were the owner of the cock in the pic? were you? i dont remember... so heres to cocksucking pictures! they make the world a better place for whores with low self esteem and give us something to shoot for f or the future for self worth for piece of mind thanks xpt! mwa! heres a few artsy/fartsy black and white cocksuckin pics just for you they were taken right before the boobjob, the dude in it was rad as always  , and i think i prove my point by how rad i look with his junk burried in my throat enjoy love, pretty ps i dont know how to put pics in side the thread post, so im just attatching them
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#396952 - 02/04/09 05:36 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i like that one alot^^^^
note the pride in my expression
iv found a cock
im WORTH something now
see how that works?
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#396954 - 02/04/09 05:37 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thanks conquistador heres another love, pretty
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#396956 - 02/04/09 05:39 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh now that one^^^^ that one i am trying SO hard see? im good at soemthing yikes, cause uts certainly not spelling! lol btw xpt the spellcheck doesnt work  back to cocksucking pics
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#396958 - 02/04/09 05:43 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yes but im very stupid and youll likely be frustrated by hour four of trying to teach me something just fair warning ask any of the guys on here that have tried to show me how to resize pics or download porn to my macbook i think someone even has me as their signature saying i cant im on a macbook i rmeember seeing that somewhere ps heres the last one anyway and look, im playing with myself, which i actually hadnt noticed till the photograoher pointed it out lol ilike him ALOT the one i just posted up above, he slapped me right before, but we didnt get a pic of tht Quote:
Do you need an image posting tutorial?
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#396959 - 02/04/09 05:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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The image tag for this pic looks like this: [img]http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/384028-DSC02774.JPG.[/img] Remove the period after ".JPG" and it is a working image tag. 
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#396960 - 02/04/09 05:46 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yes es from texas he also wears a leather cowboy hat and chews snuff i like him alot hes a TOTAL asshole to me Quote:
Is that guy wearing a belt buckle that is bigger than his dick?
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#396961 - 02/04/09 05:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Directions:
Upload your pic as an attachment.
Post your post and at the top it will say there is an attachment.
Look at your attachment.
Copy the address.
Go back and edit your post and use the address you copied fr your attachment and place it between image codes.
[img]URL HERE[/img.]
Remove the period after /img and the tag will work.
Then click on "change your post" and it should now include a picture.
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#396962 - 02/04/09 05:49 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oooooooh im gonna bookmark that thankyou conquistador mwa! love, pretty
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#396963 - 02/04/09 05:51 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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No problem. I suggest practicing it. Also if you are using firefox go download the addon "bbcode extra" to make it real simple.
You'll have to read the directions though because I can't easily explain how to use it because it's a thoughtless process for me at this point.
EDIT: ordinarily I would be more psyched about cock sucking pictures but since I made breakfast I must have inhaled some pepper or cayenne powder because I can't stop sneezing.
Edited by conquistador (02/04/09 05:53 AM)
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#396964 - 02/04/09 05:54 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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wow you must be very smart
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#396965 - 02/04/09 05:55 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I dunno about that, I inhaled pepper while I was cooking eggs.
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#396966 - 02/04/09 05:56 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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You're doing well, but we'll need to see some anal to truly be won over.
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#396967 - 02/04/09 06:01 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ooooooh i havent done that on camera ever
yet
im not opposed to it
im curious about it but scared about it too
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#396968 - 02/04/09 06:09 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol Quote:
I dunno about that, I inhaled pepper while I was cooking eggs.
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#396973 - 02/04/09 10:03 AM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yes just not on camera advice? lube burns- use spit instead spit is the best lube and doesnt burn you can make alot of it by giving a gaggin bj right before and make sure you clean your ass out properly beforehand it doesnt hurt that much once you get past this one point that kills then youre alright i found ass to mouth suprisingly hot, try it, but again, make sure your butt is cleaned out first im sure its not that damaged youll be fine love, pretty Quote:
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ooooooh i havent done that on camera ever
yet
im not opposed to it
im curious about it but scared about it too
Have you ever done it at all?... I did it once when I was 14 or 15 with some 300 pound dude with a 1-2 in cock. SO it doesnt count. The only reason I suggested he fuck me in the ass was so I could get off somehow, I mean it was almost like sticking my index finger in my vag, or my pinky up my ass.
Do you have any anal advice for me Pretty. I'm terrified of giving up my "damaged goods".
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#396975 - 02/04/09 10:36 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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no
babaywipes is fine
i always do too
otherwise, yourer really just grinding poo in with dry paper arent you?
lol
what i meant is douching your ass out lol
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#396977 - 02/04/09 01:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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You mean an anal douche?... Yeah I use one all the time. Shit, I'm practically married to one.
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#396978 - 02/04/09 02:53 PM
Re: a cock in the mouth makes me prettier :)
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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a short essay by pretty:
ive lost alot of weight and improved my look by leaps and bounds in my year or close to it on xpt
in fact, the first thing anyone said to me on xpt was "youre fat, lose weight"
now im all for namecalling, i like that shit
but while you boys have a been a big help to me in the motivation department, i submit that i look better not because i go to the gym every day
not because im vegan and going raw little by little (thanks gia and durian, hehe)
not because of stopping smoking or taking gias tips and advice on my look, hair, brows or what have you
i look better simply because i am thin now, and can get more cock in my now not fat cheeks
Hun, these people called you fat because they hate women! Just wait until they accuse you of being some kind of dirty whore for liking cocks in your mouth.
You were beautiful then, and your just as beautiful now! Really!
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#396980 - 02/04/09 03:08 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol no the guys name is jake dirty is working on my anal training with me yes
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#396981 - 02/04/09 03:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
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ooooooh i havent done that on camera ever
yet
im not opposed to it
im curious about it but scared about it too
The Pervert can help you with that. I have 30 years of experience in successfully helping women with all things anal.
I can provide technical advice and/or hands on service.
If you are interested in my free services, you can email me at theprvrt at 9y dot com.
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#396986 - 02/04/09 05:14 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"Liking cocks adds the dirty. Hence, Pretty is a dirty whore." Should read... "add the dirty, she likes cock. Pretty is Dirty's whore" -Keep It Dirty 
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#396987 - 02/04/09 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^I like this guy. He is one of those friendly type we don't get on here too often, I could be wrong. But he seems like it, the word I would use to describe him is "chillaxed".
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#396988 - 02/04/09 07:29 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Aw hell Pretty, you are pretty anyways  and I think Dirty would be a cool guy to go have a few beers with.
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#396990 - 02/04/09 09:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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lube burns- use spit instead
spit is the best lube and doesnt burn
you can make alot of it by giving a gaggin bj right before
Use Butter?
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#396991 - 02/05/09 03:41 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol ew im vegan soy garden maybe?
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#396992 - 02/05/09 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hey Pretty,
What was that belt buckle anyway?
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#396993 - 02/05/09 07:57 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i dont remember i was kind of focused on the cock at the time
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#396994 - 02/05/09 11:37 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/03/09
Posts: 16
Loc: Sweden, Stockholm
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That is deep!
I love cock sucking and these pics make me feel... hmmm
Continue the good work!
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#396995 - 02/06/09 04:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Just wondering Pretty..
Has Dirty ever stuffed it down your throat then cock-punched himself cause he hates his life?.
I'm not even sure why I'm asking this question but it seems totally plausible in your world.
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#396996 - 02/06/09 04:35 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol no but he slaps me alot
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#396997 - 02/06/09 05:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Pretty,
The board would like to see some anal pictures.
Only you can make this happen.
Please, and thank you.
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#396998 - 02/06/09 05:12 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol yikes!
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#396999 - 02/06/09 05:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It is up to you, I was just saying that I don't think I am the only XPT poster who would like to see some anal pictures. Take your time.
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