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#396739 - 02/03/09 05:31 PM
Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I didn't get that vibe from her. Weird Hollywood older stripper  reality older stripper 
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#396740 - 02/03/09 06:59 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Hydes been there and done that, boss. Where does it go from here?. I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?. Fucken FASCIST...  I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks). Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions. Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go.
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#396741 - 02/03/09 07:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Hydes been there and done that, boss.
Where does it go from here?.
I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?.
Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks).
Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions.
Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go.
Awwwww how touching, coming to her defense in multiple threads, its going to earn you a lot of extra mwahs and online love you lous. Im not invested enough in the back story of hyde/pretty feud to know, nor was my post a real attack, more of a keen observation, nor is the sense of irony lost on me that she goes by the name pretty. Save face? please, everyone who knows of me here knows I have horrid grammar and without the function of spell check I am equally as dreadful, I guess thats why I post on a spank board instead of an F scott fitzgerald forum, but its cute in a swami kinda way that you would defend any pair of tits that give you attention, all be it from a very safe distance online, monks.
"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"
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#396742 - 02/03/09 07:57 PM
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Hydes been there and done that, boss.
Where does it go from here?.
I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?.
Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks).
Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions.
Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go.
Awwwww how touching, coming to her defense in multiple threads, its going to earn you a lot of extra mwahs and online love you lous. Im not invested enough in the back story of hyde/pretty feud to know, nor was my post a real attack, more of a keen observation, nor is the sense of irony lost on me that she goes by the name pretty. Save face? please, everyone who knows of me here knows I have horrid grammar and without the function of spell check I am equally as dreadful, I guess thats why I post on a spank board instead of an F scott fitzgerald forum, but its cute in a swami kinda way that you would defend any pair of tits that give you attention, all be it from a very safe distance online, monks.
"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"
It hurt me that you took that serious. It cut me deep, bro.
I mean step back and look at it. I'm where you were and you me. Fighting over Pretty real time?. Fucken.Pretty.
It's just not Monkey. Just not the legend.
My dreams are shattered and the interwerb will never be the same for me. It was all about your love Monkey, never hers. wHEN did you get so jaded?.
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#396744 - 02/03/09 08:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Any fucker from Long Island is accountable for his own issues, yes?. And then theres Yale, on Beanpot week.(harvard..pffft..lol)
Anyhow..
I love you too, lets hug it out, bitch.
I can't believe we fought over Pretty and Hyde.. lol
I mean when you see roadkill and the winged rodents that feed off of it which user would you assign vertical advantage?.
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#396749 - 02/03/09 09:15 PM
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Erase erase...
That looks young and Monkey never wore heels(weak ankles.. don't ask).
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#396750 - 02/03/09 11:48 PM
Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/29/07
Posts: 178
Loc: Woodland Hills
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pretty iz fugly!! u fanboiz' r really'h blind';
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#396755 - 02/04/09 04:48 AM
Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol
ah that picture
its an old picture
i dont know what else to say
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i can post someting more recent if you like?
love, pretty
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#396756 - 02/04/09 04:54 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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aw thankyou  im tryin posts like monkeys justm ake me try harder to be ab etter looking whore if that old pic didnt exist to shame me into the gym, then id not be as improved as ive gotten so far right? some people are just mean, and i knew that alot of mean people were here on xpt and liked it and stayed anyway ive always liked mean boys iprobably made a mistake coming out and saying i liked monkey thats too soft for xpt lol id have done better calling him names but im not very good at insults so its all good love, pretty Quote:
MR, Yooz iz an illiterets. Douchebag.
She has alot of potential and is a work in progress, she is ready, willing, and able. She shows her tits on here and that alone says alot about her, she is a good person and I think she is cute. 
I am not one to say good things very often if at all about humans. But I get a good feeling reading her posts. It makes me feel like not everyone out there is rotten shit.
And for the record I'm no fanboi or whatever.
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#396757 - 02/04/09 04:56 AM
Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i havent done a gangbang yet no but id love to yes i fuck other guys too i did a two guy blowjob thats the most so farim still in colorado so it is hard to get properly violated here as there is not much content being shot here gotta get to LA... Quote:
Pretty do you do gangbangs and fuck other guys too? or you only fuck with that fat Amish guy?
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#396758 - 02/04/09 04:59 AM
Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey
he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff
like a troll
pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy
i have about thirty of them on this board
at least he creative ones pm me instead
the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum
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#396759 - 02/04/09 05:31 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey
he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff
like a troll
pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy
i have about thirty of them on this board
at least he creative ones pm me instead
the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum
There are 30 guys here stalking you?
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#396760 - 02/04/09 06:04 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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threat assesment says theyre nothing to worry about
they used the word "unremarkable"
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#396761 - 02/04/09 06:05 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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some of them become friendly after a while
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#396763 - 02/04/09 10:00 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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uh huh
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#396766 - 02/04/09 06:30 PM
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Well look who thinks they're somebody.
Does this mean your gonna man up and respond to all my replies directly, or you gonna bitch-step like it always was, meat?. Then there's the hilarity of you including Monkey(his lord and highness, blessed be his name) in the callout.
Fucken retards.. they get those checks from the state and suddenly think their spines are straight.
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#396770 - 02/05/09 02:51 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too.
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#396771 - 02/05/09 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Oh, oh!.. I wanna come to the party!... Hyde are you Darrah?
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#396775 - 02/06/09 06:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Don't mind Hyde, Jeff. He's been in a foul mood ever since this Amber Alert thing went nation wide. The man just keeps making it harder and harder for you to find a little strange, eh Hyde?
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#396777 - 02/06/09 07:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Sorry: Strange is just a little slang, you would use the slang term, hardcandy. You broke that down well, just like you break down the bodies of all the little girls you rape and murder.
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#396778 - 02/06/09 03:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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Well it's comforting to know you're still a one trick pony.
It'll be comforting when you're behind bars!
The only "tricks" you know are the ones you rape and murder.
Like the pony you promised that little girl before you raped her?
Your mom goes to college!
These are all up to your usual standards. Feel free to take your pick.
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#396779 - 02/06/09 03:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A one trick pony? That from a one trick rider. I read your schmoozing up of Holly and all I could think was that DaBurg could do that post soooo much better than yourself. How does it feel to know, in what ever you do, he will always be a better man than you?
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#396780 - 02/06/09 03:50 PM
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To be honest.. Hyde is in the house.
It's too bad Mark kicked him upside down in that other thread, but whatev. That happens right Hyde?. Life isn't fair and all, yes?. Like sometimes you're such a fuckup that you crash on a couch, so far from home, and fuck up the only thing that kept you from living the Bk bathroom dream. heh
Ohh wait.. brevity you say. Keep is short, SIMPLE.
Here's where you failed, in your own words.
Hyde
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Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too.
Imagery you say, hold the thread while you finish you cried. 
Your words at my leisure it seems. Yes.
Go find Fattys sig.. Learn it, live it, love it.
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#396781 - 02/07/09 02:00 AM
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Gay For Pay
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4realz Lou... The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day... Quote:
Imagery you say, hold the thread while you finish you cried.
Your words at my leisure it seems. Yes.
...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!!
I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit.
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#396782 - 02/07/09 11:02 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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4realz Lou...
The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day...
...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!!
I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit.
Who cares who used what. You're a tool. An internet nothing. But you're welcome here as the xpt punching bag. It's funny to see you post on a board you despise so much. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense...but ok, as long as you're not out trolling playgrounds...
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#396784 - 02/08/09 08:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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awwW! Poor little guy! He's sweet..... I mean I only skim though his posts, but so far...
Well I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I have a some kind of compassion for somethings, like suddenly now I have a conscience.
Just kidding, I just need to get eat or get laid. But if this lasts longer than 3 hours I will seek medical treatment or call the poison control center immediately.
I was thinking, Pretty is the kind of girl I always wanted to be. Confident, funny, open to constructive criticism, friendly, outgoing, and she just has this bubbly personality not very many girls can get away with. Instead I was that douchey girl who was called a "jerk" and an "asshole ", because "bitch" was just too nice... Somewhat misanthropic I suppose. Pretty, how can I be more like you and less like..............
Me?
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#396785 - 02/08/09 08:46 AM
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Well, for starters you could show us your tits... 
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#396788 - 02/08/09 07:56 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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Only pointing out the lack of originality.
Like you're an original. I'm only pointing out what a tool you are here and in life. That's all. Take out your frustrations here rather than on your neighbor's kids.
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