Quote:


Like you're an original. I'm only pointing out what a tool you are here and in life. That's all. Take out your frustrations here rather than on your neighbor's kids.



I'd rather take them out on imbeciles like yourself, Biff. It fills me with the perversely sadistic joy one can normally only achieve whilst plucking the wings off flies [ although, relative to your own, I have too much respect for the intellect of flies to subject them to such an indignity ].



Quote:

Dude! I must say, I'm impressed! You really are super smart, speaking of moms in college, I could have really used your help when I was going to school last summer,(I dropped out to get away from my teacher, the creep with a meth habit. No kidding.) So, does the rape come after the murder? *fingers crossed* Are you hot? Are you by any chance 62+ years old?... I hate ponies.



I can rightfully be accused of a lot of things, but necrophilia isn't one of them. There's no way I'd forgo the screams, tearful sobbing, and desperate pleading one can only enjoy with a live victim.
But once I've choked you with enough cum to drown a yak, painted you with smeared blood, showered you with piss, and buried my fist deep enough in your ass to work your mouth like a handpuppet... you can bet the sweet repose of the afterlife won't be long in coming.
By the way, is there any chance you have an outfit like this?....

_________________________
"We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."