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#396739 - 02/03/09 05:31 PM Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I didn't get that vibe from her. Weird

Hollywood older stripper



reality older stripper

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#396740 - 02/03/09 06:59 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Hydes been there and done that, boss.

Where does it go from here?.
I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?.
Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks).

Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions.

Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go.
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#396741 - 02/03/09 07:37 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Hydes been there and done that, boss.

Where does it go from here?.
I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?.
Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks).

Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions.

Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go.




Awwwww how touching, coming to her defense in multiple threads, its going to earn you a lot of extra mwahs and online love you lous. Im not invested enough in the back story of hyde/pretty feud to know, nor was my post a real attack, more of a keen observation, nor is the sense of irony lost on me that she goes by the name pretty. Save face? please, everyone who knows of me here knows I have horrid grammar and without the function of spell check I am equally as dreadful, I guess thats why I post on a spank board instead of an F scott fitzgerald forum, but its cute in a swami kinda way that you would defend any pair of tits that give you attention, all be it from a very safe distance online, monks.

"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"
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#396742 - 02/03/09 07:57 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Quote:

Hydes been there and done that, boss.

Where does it go from here?.
I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?.
Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks).

Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions.

Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go.




Awwwww how touching, coming to her defense in multiple threads, its going to earn you a lot of extra mwahs and online love you lous. Im not invested enough in the back story of hyde/pretty feud to know, nor was my post a real attack, more of a keen observation, nor is the sense of irony lost on me that she goes by the name pretty. Save face? please, everyone who knows of me here knows I have horrid grammar and without the function of spell check I am equally as dreadful, I guess thats why I post on a spank board instead of an F scott fitzgerald forum, but its cute in a swami kinda way that you would defend any pair of tits that give you attention, all be it from a very safe distance online, monks.

"so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past"




It hurt me that you took that serious. It cut me deep, bro.

I mean step back and look at it. I'm where you were and you me. Fighting over Pretty real time?. Fucken.Pretty.
It's just not Monkey. Just not the legend.


My dreams are shattered and the interwerb will never be the same for me. It was all about your love Monkey, never hers. wHEN did you get so jaded?.

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#396743 - 02/03/09 08:14 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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It hurt me that you took that serious. It cut me deep, bro.

I mean step back and look at it. I'm where you were and you me. Fighting over Pretty real time?. Fucken.Pretty.
It's just not Monkey. Just not the legend.


My dreams are shattered and the interwerb will never be the same for me. It was all about your love Monkey, never hers. wHEN did you get so jaded?.





Lou, if im known for anything besides my poor grammar, its how serious I am, you of all people should know that. I still love you, as for me being jaded well people said they noticed a turn in my attitude when I was berated on the f.scott board for daring to suggest that tender is the night was far superior to the great gatsby.
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#396744 - 02/03/09 08:28 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Any fucker from Long Island is accountable for his own issues, yes?. And then theres Yale, on Beanpot week.(harvard..pffft..lol)

Anyhow..
I love you too, lets hug it out, bitch.

I can't believe we fought over Pretty and Hyde.. lol
I mean when you see roadkill and the winged rodents that feed off of it which user would you assign vertical advantage?.

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#396745 - 02/03/09 08:40 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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two lions in the same cage taking swats at each other for lack of proper feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. meantime, carry on delinquents.

haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since the on set spat after some jokester switched Knox's blue pills with Brandon's white pills.

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#396746 - 02/03/09 08:49 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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online love you lous.



For a seconds there I thought e-love was too in need of a bail out, then I realiZed it said "Lous" and not "Iou's".
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#396747 - 02/03/09 08:58 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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two lions in the same cage taking restless swats at each other for lack of a recent feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since Bran and Knox had that spat on set.

meantime, carry on delinquents.




I'm way more shook up over the Christian Bale outburst.

Planes in teh Hudson..Mehh
Israeli shitstorm.. huh..wha??
Black president... *lifts a cheek
Michael Phelps sucks... fine, whatever
Bale/Jamesn pwns on audio...MONEY
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#396748 - 02/03/09 09:09 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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like you said, hug it out.


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#396749 - 02/03/09 09:15 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Erase erase...

That looks young and Monkey never wore heels(weak ankles.. don't ask).

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#396750 - 02/03/09 11:48 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
MR WHIP Offline
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pretty iz fugly!! u fanboiz' r really'h blind';
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#396751 - 02/04/09 12:01 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Pretty do you do gangbangs and fuck other guys too? or you only fuck with that fat Amish guy?

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#396752 - 02/04/09 12:08 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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MR, Yooz iz an illiterets. Douchebag.

She has alot of potential and is a work in progress, she is ready, willing, and able. She shows her tits on here and that alone says alot about her, she is a good person and I think she is cute.

I am not one to say good things very often if at all about humans. But I get a good feeling reading her posts. It makes me feel like not everyone out there is rotten shit.

And for the record I'm no fanboi or whatever.
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#396753 - 02/04/09 12:24 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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pretty have a nice milf look, like lisa sparxxx

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#396754 - 02/04/09 01:33 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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two lions in the same cage taking swats at each other for lack of proper feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. meantime, carry on delinquents.

haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since the on set spat after some jokester switched Knox's blue pills with Brandon's white pills.




No. Since Monkey vs King, but this is the lite version now with splenda.

P.S., I loved The Wrestler.
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#396755 - 02/04/09 04:48 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
lol
ah that picture
its an old picture
i dont know what else to say
?
i can post someting more recent if you like?

love, pretty


Attachments
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#396756 - 02/04/09 04:54 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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aw thankyou
im tryin
posts like monkeys justm ake me try harder to be ab etter looking whore
if that old pic didnt exist to shame me into the gym, then id not be as improved as ive gotten so far right?
some people are just mean, and i knew that alot of mean people were here on xpt and liked it and stayed anyway
ive always liked mean boys
iprobably made a mistake coming out and saying i liked monkey
thats too soft for xpt lol
id have done better calling him names but im not very good at insults
so its all good

love, pretty

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MR, Yooz iz an illiterets. Douchebag.

She has alot of potential and is a work in progress, she is ready, willing, and able. She shows her tits on here and that alone says alot about her, she is a good person and I think she is cute.

I am not one to say good things very often if at all about humans. But I get a good feeling reading her posts. It makes me feel like not everyone out there is rotten shit.

And for the record I'm no fanboi or whatever.



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#396757 - 02/04/09 04:56 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i havent done a gangbang yet no but id love to

yes i fuck other guys too
i did a two guy blowjob thats the most so farim still in colorado so it is hard to get properly violated here as there is not much content being shot here
gotta get to LA...

Quote:

Pretty do you do gangbangs and fuck other guys too? or you only fuck with that fat Amish guy?


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#396758 - 02/04/09 04:59 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey
he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff
like a troll
pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy
i have about thirty of them on this board
at least he creative ones pm me instead
the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum

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#396759 - 02/04/09 05:31 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Registered: 12/25/08
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oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey
he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff
like a troll
pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy
i have about thirty of them on this board
at least he creative ones pm me instead
the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum






There are 30 guys here stalking you?

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#396760 - 02/04/09 06:04 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
threat assesment says theyre nothing to worry about
they used the word "unremarkable"
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#396761 - 02/04/09 06:05 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
some of them become friendly
after a while
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#396762 - 02/04/09 07:14 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey
he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff
like a troll
pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy
i have about thirty of them on this board
at least he creative ones pm me instead
the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum







I wouldn't call one post and a pic "stalking". Maybe in proportion to the sparse attention you're used to getting from men. I suppose it's all relative. But Christ, you should read the lurid and graphic threats I send to Gia every day. Listen Maude, I was only making the observation that any other poster that averaged that many hair-twirling lol's per post would've gotten the treatment by now. And personally, I don't think your looks rate high enough to earn you a mulligan. Not trying to be "mean"... just keepin' it real. Now please, proceed with your meltdown.
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#396763 - 02/04/09 10:00 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
uh huh
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#396764 - 02/04/09 03:50 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Quote:

Quote:

two lions in the same cage taking swats at each other for lack of proper feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. meantime, carry on delinquents.

haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since the on set spat after some jokester switched Knox's blue pills with Brandon's white pills.




No. Since Monkey vs King, but this is the lite version now with splenda.

P.S., I loved The Wrestler.




Now ^ that's XPT. That's how it's done.
Brutal honesty and all, yes?.

Sadly the answer is NO because most of you meatsticks can't function in society much less process logical thought. ANYWAYS.

I really wasn't taking a run at our lord and master(peace be upon his name)Monkey. He's just not the replay type much less playing a Sportscenter loop to a Hyde post.

Monks, what's up this weekend?. Wanna come over and have a few drinks. I'll rent Hope Floats. I told Bornyo that I was going to be out of town so he'll be there too. Holla back, girl.
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#396765 - 02/04/09 05:18 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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^I'll just let this little guy > do all the talking for me, you two have met before right?...
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#396766 - 02/04/09 06:30 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Well look who thinks they're somebody.
Does this mean your gonna man up and respond to all my replies directly, or you gonna bitch-step like it always was, meat?. Then there's the hilarity of you including Monkey(his lord and highness, blessed be his name) in the callout.

Fucken retards.. they get those checks from the state and suddenly think their spines are straight.



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#396767 - 02/05/09 12:38 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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Now ^ that's XPT. That's how it's done.
Brutal honesty and all, yes?.

Sadly the answer is NO because most of you meatsticks can't function in society much less process logical thought. ANYWAYS.

I really wasn't taking a run at our lord and master(peace be upon his name)Monkey. He's just not the replay type much less playing a Sportscenter loop to a Hyde post.

Monks, what's up this weekend?. Wanna come over and have a few drinks. I'll rent Hope Floats. I told Bornyo that I was going to be out of town so he'll be there too. Holla back, girl.




Excuse me for saying so, but I think you're spending a little too much time sweating over your place in the xpt hierarchy. Ever consider making some real life friends?
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#396768 - 02/05/09 01:56 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Posts: 4257
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Judging by the way everyone on here talks to eachother. Myself included. I doubt making real life friends is easy. I mean real, real life, not just aquaintances.

Lou. While were on the subject of straight spines. I have a hard time believing any part of you is.
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#396769 - 02/05/09 09:24 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Ever consider making some real life friends?




Christ, you are the last person here that should post something like that Hyde. Next time your bathing in a Burger King restroom, look in the mirror and see yourself for who you really are. Reality is waiting, come join the party.
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#396770 - 02/05/09 02:51 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too.
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#396771 - 02/05/09 03:34 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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Oh, oh!.. I wanna come to the party!... Hyde are you Darrah?
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#396772 - 02/05/09 04:55 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too.




Ohh ffs..
Too easy.

You're smart enough but you lack personality. Creeping people out was so obviously your excuse for never having a girlfriend, in your town at least. Then there's the fact that the best you can do with all those smarts is be the boards pedahomo type.
Well done, well played.


Now take your devastated ass and go to the corner. We'll call you when we need you.
And when I say call you I mean shoot you in the back of the head.


Tardpower, I just know your nipples get hard when you read my posts. I'm sure they are digging into the top of your feet as I type.
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#396773 - 02/05/09 05:16 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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We'll call you when we need you. And when I say call you I mean when we need you to recomend a good book. .

Tardpower, I just know your nipples get hard when you read your posts. I'm sure they are drilling holes in to the ground as you type.



Fixed. DO I have to do everything around here or what?!
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#396774 - 02/06/09 12:51 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Quote:

Quote:

I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too.




Ohh ffs..
Too easy.

You're smart enough but you lack personality. Creeping people out was so obviously your excuse for never having a girlfriend, in your town at least. Then there's the fact that the best you can do with all those smarts is be the boards pedahomo type.
Well done, well played.


Now take your devastated ass and go to the corner. We'll call you when we need you.
And when I say call you I mean shoot you in the back of the head.


Tardpower, I just know your nipples get hard when you read my posts. I'm sure they are digging into the top of your feet as I type.





That was a bit like watching Fred Flintstone bowling. Lucky for you XPT awards more points for style than substance. I mean the imagery was colorful, granted... but most of that nonsense could've been condensed down to "Hyde's a pedo and a homo". Seriously Lou... next time you get all fired up to win honors as Gia's new sig line, pause and take a moment to contemplate your "what would Biff do?" bracelet. I know he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he has a marvelous economy with words. All that aside though, you really should take care when referring to yourself in the plural. It only reveals how desperately you need to envision yourself as part of a group.

I don't know why I expected more, but my apologies Jeff. You were saying?...
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#396775 - 02/06/09 06:20 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Don't mind Hyde, Jeff. He's been in a foul mood ever since this Amber Alert thing went nation wide. The man just keeps making it harder and harder for you to find a little strange, eh Hyde?

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#396776 - 02/06/09 06:48 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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Don't mind Hyde, Jeff. He's been in a foul mood ever since this Amber Alert thing went nation wide. The man just keeps making it harder and harder for you to find a little strange, eh Hyde?




I'm a little overly tired, but I keep reading and rereading this line, and it still doesn't make sense to me. So I broke it down grammatically, and that still didn't help.

The man[ subject ]just keeps making it harder and harder for you[ indirect object ] to find[ infinitive ] a little[ direct object? ] strange, eh Hyde?

Fuck it... I'm lost. How you been h2c? You feelin' my boy Obama?! It's the dawning of a new day biatch!
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#396777 - 02/06/09 07:14 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Sorry: Strange is just a little slang, you would use the slang term, hardcandy. You broke that down well, just like you break down the bodies of all the little girls you rape and murder.

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#396778 - 02/06/09 03:06 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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Well it's comforting to know you're still a one trick pony.


It'll be comforting when you're behind bars!

The only "tricks" you know are the ones you rape and murder.

Like the pony you promised that little girl before you raped her?

Your mom goes to college!


These are all up to your usual standards. Feel free to take your pick.
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#396779 - 02/06/09 03:35 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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A one trick pony? That from a one trick rider. I read your schmoozing up of Holly and all I could think was that DaBurg could do that post soooo much better than yourself. How does it feel to know, in what ever you do, he will always be a better man than you?

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#396780 - 02/06/09 03:50 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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To be honest.. Hyde is in the house.
It's too bad Mark kicked him upside down in that other thread, but whatev. That happens right Hyde?. Life isn't fair and all, yes?. Like sometimes you're such a fuckup that you crash on a couch, so far from home, and fuck up the only thing that kept you from living the Bk bathroom dream. heh

Ohh wait.. brevity you say. Keep is short, SIMPLE.
Here's where you failed, in your own words.

Hyde
Quote:

Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too.




Imagery you say, hold the thread while you finish you cried.

Your words at my leisure it seems. Yes.

Go find Fattys sig.. Learn it, live it, love it.
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#396781 - 02/07/09 02:00 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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4realz Lou...
The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day...

Quote:

Imagery you say, hold the thread while you finish you cried.

Your words at my leisure it seems. Yes.




...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!!
I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit.
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#396782 - 02/07/09 11:02 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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4realz Lou...
The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day...
...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!!
I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit.




Who cares who used what. You're a tool. An internet nothing. But you're welcome here as the xpt punching bag. It's funny to see you post on a board you despise so much. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense...but ok, as long as you're not out trolling playgrounds...
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#396783 - 02/08/09 01:24 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

4realz Lou...
The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day...
...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!!
I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit.




Who cares who used what. You're a tool. An internet nothing. But you're welcome here as the xpt punching bag. It's funny to see you post on a board you despise so much. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense...but ok, as long as you're not out trolling playgrounds...




Only pointing out the lack of originality. But you're absolutely right. Feel free to recycle each others material till it's threadbare... seems to work for you. I don't despise xpt though. Granted there's a whole lotta autofellatio. And finding shit worth reading is like looking for the peanuts in a dried turd... but it is what it is, and if I despised it I wouldn't post. Just to give me some frame of reference though... who do you consider an "internet something"?
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#396784 - 02/08/09 08:39 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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awwW! Poor little guy! He's sweet..... I mean I only skim though his posts, but so far...


Well I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I have a some kind of compassion for somethings, like suddenly now I have a conscience.

Just kidding, I just need to get eat or get laid. But if this lasts longer than 3 hours I will seek medical treatment or call the poison control center immediately.

I was thinking, Pretty is the kind of girl I always wanted to be. Confident, funny, open to constructive criticism, friendly, outgoing, and she just has this bubbly personality not very many girls can get away with. Instead I was that douchey girl who was called a "jerk" and an "asshole ", because "bitch" was just too nice... Somewhat misanthropic I suppose. Pretty, how can I be more like you and less like..............


Me?
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#396785 - 02/08/09 08:46 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Well, for starters you could show us your tits...


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#396786 - 02/08/09 08:59 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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Well it's comforting to know you're still a one trick pony. It'll be comforting when you're behind bars! The only "tricks" you know are the ones you rape and murder. Like the pony you promised that little girl before you raped her? Your mom goes to college! These are all up to your usual standards. Feel free to take your pick.


Dude! I must say, I'm impressed! You really are super smart, speaking of moms in college, I could have really used your help when I was going to school last summer,(I dropped out to get away from my teacher, the creep with a meth habit. No kidding.) So, does the rape come after the murder? *fingers crossed* Are you hot? Are you by any chance 62+ years old?... I hate ponies.
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#396787 - 02/08/09 04:25 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Well, for starters you could show us your tits...


Nice trick, I mean try pony. How does someone show the unexistant, it's like trying to prove alien exist. No, not the mexi kind.
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#396788 - 02/08/09 07:56 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Quote:

Only pointing out the lack of originality.




Like you're an original. I'm only pointing out what a tool you are here and in life. That's all. Take out your frustrations here rather than on your neighbor's kids.
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#396789 - 02/08/09 11:48 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Like you're an original. I'm only pointing out what a tool you are here and in life. That's all. Take out your frustrations here rather than on your neighbor's kids.




I'd rather take them out on imbeciles like yourself, Biff. It fills me with the perversely sadistic joy one can normally only achieve whilst plucking the wings off flies [ although, relative to your own, I have too much respect for the intellect of flies to subject them to such an indignity ].



Quote:

Dude! I must say, I'm impressed! You really are super smart, speaking of moms in college, I could have really used your help when I was going to school last summer,(I dropped out to get away from my teacher, the creep with a meth habit. No kidding.) So, does the rape come after the murder? *fingers crossed* Are you hot? Are you by any chance 62+ years old?... I hate ponies.




I can rightfully be accused of a lot of things, but necrophilia isn't one of them. There's no way I'd forgo the screams, tearful sobbing, and desperate pleading one can only enjoy with a live victim.
But once I've choked you with enough cum to drown a yak, painted you with smeared blood, showered you with piss, and buried my fist deep enough in your ass to work your mouth like a handpuppet... you can bet the sweet repose of the afterlife won't be long in coming.
By the way, is there any chance you have an outfit like this?....

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#396790 - 02/09/09 05:28 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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it all starts with low self esteem girlie
being really really susceptible to male coersion helps too
you gotta be able to have fun with it


Quote:

awwW! Poor little guy! He's sweet..... I mean I only skim though his posts, but so far...


Well I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I have a some kind of compassion for somethings, like suddenly now I have a conscience.

Just kidding, I just need to get eat or get laid. But if this lasts longer than 3 hours I will seek medical treatment or call the poison control center immediately.

I was thinking, Pretty is the kind of girl I always wanted to be. Confident, funny, open to constructive criticism, friendly, outgoing, and she just has this bubbly personality not very many girls can get away with. Instead I was that douchey girl who was called a "jerk" and an "asshole ", because "bitch" was just too nice... Somewhat misanthropic I suppose. Pretty, how can I be more like you and less like..............


Me?



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#396791 - 02/09/09 07:46 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I think hyde is a very good poster, hes funny and interesting, hes also been on point with a lot of the things hes said. Count me among the hyde fans.

P.S im an internet somebody
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#396792 - 02/09/09 08:14 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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You had me at hello Monkey. You had me...at...HELLO.
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#396793 - 02/09/09 08:27 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
backdoorman Offline
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I'm glad Pretty strips and sucks dick ! Because shhhhhh don't tell anyone but she can't spell.
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#396794 - 02/09/09 05:43 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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@ Pretty, I was thinking my problem was more caused by my histrionic personality disorder, ocd or my "newly diagnosed" nacissistic personality disorder.(what. a. breakthrough!.) Can't believe I pay someone to tell me that shit. I dont have issues with men more than I do with whores. They all demand a certain degree of respect I dont feel they deserve. The ones I met at least. How can I?! Have, self esteem issues?!... I am perfect, therefore, I don't make mistakes, thus your theory is impossible. Also, I don't know why but I recently became suspicious of you when I noticed changes in spelling, e-convos, and all that e-stuff that gives people away online. Sorry, I dunno what it is. Anyways, are you a fictional character?.. Dont ask me to call for proof, I'm a chickenshitte. @Hyde, sorry I don't have that exact outfit. But, I Do have this...
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#396795 - 02/09/09 05:52 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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Almost forgot, electrostatic loves hand puppets just as much as Shari Lewis and I'll post pics later in my Dj Lance outfit.. P.S. Lazytown sucks.
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#396796 - 02/09/09 09:31 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well
burgs talked to me?
and gia knows im a real girl lol
i just try to spel better cause everyone bagged on me for spelling?


love, pretty
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#396797 - 02/09/09 10:21 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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I imagine miss Pleads could be convinced to do some really rough and funny S&M type stuff like being hung up by her ankles and wrist while a boxer speed bags her implants until they rupture for a few dollars or a bag of irregular Oreos.
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#396798 - 02/09/09 10:29 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Nice effort, but Pretty got her tits lifted- not implants. Also, she's vegan. Maybe some Rice Dream popsicles can be thrown her way instead.
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#396799 - 02/09/09 10:42 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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Quote:

Nice effort, but Pretty got her tits lifted- not implants. Also, she's vegan. Maybe some Rice Dream popsicles can be thrown her way instead.




Have her tied down and tofu dogs shoved up her ass while her lip of forcibly disked with a boca burger?
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#396800 - 02/09/09 10:47 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
gia jordan Offline
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I'm trying to get her to decrease the tofu intake. That stuff isn't good for digestion and it is processed food. It really turns me on to make whores change themselves to my liking.
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#396801 - 02/09/09 10:53 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
lol thats hot
soy is bad
???!!!!
what?
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#396802 - 02/09/09 10:54 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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Quote:

I'm trying to get her to decrease the tofu intake. That stuff isn't good for digestion and it is processed food. It really turns me on to make whores change themselves to my liking.




You're so deliciously evil.
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#396803 - 02/09/09 10:55 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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Quote:

lol thats hot
soy is bad
???!!!!
what?




It rots your brain so you don't have anything to worry about.
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#396804 - 02/09/09 10:56 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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lol
youre funny
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#396805 - 02/09/09 10:57 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Nice effort, but Pretty got her tits lifted- not implants. Also, she's vegan. Maybe some Rice Dream popsicles can be thrown her way instead.


See darling, you ARE a hipster! If there is one thing you lack, it's whoreirinality. Starbucks. Sucks...
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#396806 - 02/09/09 10:58 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
wait im drinking starbucks right now!
and it has soymilk oh no!
is rice milk ok?
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#396807 - 02/09/09 10:59 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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In other words, whoredinary..
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#396808 - 02/09/09 11:01 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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one time i fucked my self with a bigstick- yknow the ice creams?
but it melted before i could cum
i can never the fuck cum when masturbating
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#396809 - 02/09/09 11:24 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

lol thats hot
soy is bad
???!!!!
what?




It rots your brain so you don't have anything to worry about.




True.
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#396810 - 02/10/09 04:39 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Bornyo Offline
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Wait. So this is what the girls talk about when all the guys are away?

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#396811 - 02/10/09 05:34 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Quote:

Wait. So this is what the girls talk about when all the guys are away?




I'll have to start recording The View.
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#396812 - 02/10/09 05:53 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
cqd Offline
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Quote:

P.S. Lazytown sucks.




I disagree.

I love the Lazytown pirate song.

For some reason it always reminds me of the video pirates from "Amazon women on the Moon".
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#396813 - 02/10/09 06:36 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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i dont know what lazytown is?
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#396814 - 02/10/09 06:56 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
cqd Offline
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It's a kids television program from Iceland. One of it's major points is encouraging kids to play outside and exercise.
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#396815 - 02/10/09 07:34 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Quote:

i dont know what lazytown is?




It's a kids show starring a young girl that kiddie fiddlers all over the world fantasize about.

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#396816 - 02/10/09 08:27 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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oh the girl with the pink hair? ok iveseen that
thats a trippy show!
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#396817 - 02/10/09 03:55 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Random Offline
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Pretty has a stinky vagina. You heard it here first.
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#396818 - 02/10/09 04:09 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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lol no i dont
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#396819 - 02/10/09 08:48 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Fenris Offline
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Quote:

well
burgs talked to me?
and gia knows im a real girl lol
i just try to spel better cause everyone bagged on me for spelling?


love, pretty




Please don't change Pretty.

Your... unique grasp of the English language has evolved into part of your charm. I'd miss it if you started spelling and using grammar and capitalizing things...
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#396820 - 02/10/09 09:49 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
cameronkeys Offline
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Quote:

lol no i dont




High 5 for clean punani!! COULDNT find a high five smiley so here some boobs
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#396821 - 02/11/09 12:52 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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#396822 - 02/11/09 05:40 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Vizzle Offline
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NICE reference!
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#396823 - 02/11/09 05:42 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
yay boobies!

Quote:

Quote:

lol no i dont




High 5 for clean punani!! COULDNT find a high five smiley so here some boobs


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#396824 - 02/11/09 06:47 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
backdoorman Offline
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i just try to spel better cause everyone bagged on me for spelling?


love, pretty

I don't care if you spell good or not. I was just poking a little fun. I just want a bj.


Edited by backdoorman (02/11/09 06:48 AM)
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#396825 - 02/11/09 08:23 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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lol
now thats the xpt i know and lurve
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#396826 - 02/11/09 09:13 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
backdoorman Offline
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Ummmm so I guess a bj is out of the question ?
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#396827 - 02/11/09 12:55 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
usually not
thats how i get people to like me
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#396828 - 02/11/09 01:00 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Blue Offline
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Quote:

usually not
thats how i get people to like me




Oh yeah, well I really, really, really, don't like you.
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#396829 - 02/11/09 05:37 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
lol blue
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#396830 - 02/12/09 12:18 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

lol blue




Oh Pretty! Your lol's always make me lol


Quote:






This shit is a keeper.
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#396831 - 02/12/09 04:07 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Hey blue, I like your avatar. I need to get me one of those bobbly-headed fuck dolls for my dashboard!
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#396832 - 02/12/09 05:03 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Wait. So this is what the girls talk about when all the guys are away?


I'll have to start recording The View.


If Pretty, Gia and I, got our own talkshow it would be better than "The View". Except, I don't get nakey so I'm out. Also it needs need a token black "girlfriend" so maybe Tritone can wear a wig. If it weren't for the interracial relationships in it, "The View" would have less ratings.
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#396833 - 02/12/09 05:10 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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usually not thats how i get people to like me


This explains why I've never had any friends...
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#396834 - 02/12/09 07:35 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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*as if scripted, Dirty Deadz enters the thread at the precise, right moment*

...I just friended you on Myspace...it was WONDERFUL!

-Keep It Dirty

Oh, and I left your money on the table by the bed, under the room service menu. Thanks again, friend.
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