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Prima donna blasts one of his crew on set



Hardly a prima donna. The doof got the proper dressing down from Christy- next time he'll think before he acts. Stuttering dummy "duh duh duh sorry" shouldn't have apologized either- strike 2.

Do you crinkle cellophane at a concert during that quiet part in the Mozart score? No. Shoot off firebombs near a tightrope act? Stop the building demolition at T minus 5 because you forgot your lil' lunch box? Bust into neurosurgery so everyone can clap and sing happy birthday to the doc? No, no and fucking no.

We've all heard these hidden tape rants before, and most of the time I've sided with the underdog, but this case is clearcut- ruling in Christy's favor. Happy birthday. Case dismissed.