So, like about 20+ years ago, some friends and I decide to jump the fence at the local zoo and fish a couple of their lakes, we came up with the idea while getting wasted, of course.

We pull up to where we're going to jump the fence and they let me out with our gear to wait in the woods while they park and walk. So I get out and run to the woods carrying all these poles and stuff. Being really wasted and having ran I decide to lay down, after a few minutes of laying there I hear something. This possum walks out of the shadows and right past my face about three feet away without any idea I'm there. If you think they're nasty as you're running over them you ought to see one up close.

Then there was the time we decided to sneak onto a local golf course and fish and walked right up to a skunk, wasted of course. Man the memories that brings back. "What is that"? "I don't know but it's moving..." "Skunk!!" It took a few joints to get our buzz back..