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#396395 - 02/02/09 11:47 AM New guy on forum saying hello.
AssDesign Offline
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Registered: 02/02/09
Posts: 6
Loc: Укра&#...
Hello my name is Darius from Ukraine. First i must apologize for my English, I had a bad teacher in highschool, and ugly too , i don't know what was worse the ugliness of the teacher or the boring day at school.
Ok, enough about that. I am 18 years old and I still live in ukraine, i say still because i want to leave to another country. Any beautifull girl offers to take me ?
Just joking ... you don't have to be very beautifull i have a low standard and I drink very much.
Ok, i will not tell all my life story now... i hope to speak more later.

I also have a question, if I want to make a post with a picture. But is a little to big can i make in the IMG tag some value like in HTML size to make it small, or i have to upload it small ?

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#396396 - 02/02/09 11:52 AM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
Charlie Malloy Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
You must have many clients in America. Everyone I meet says their design looks like Ass.

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#396398 - 02/02/09 11:55 AM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
AssDesign Offline
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Registered: 02/02/09
Posts: 6
Loc: Укра&#...
no .. i don;t refer to webdesign, i refer to woman design .. especially ass

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#396401 - 02/02/09 12:07 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Dear Darius,

Thank you very much for starting this thread.

Sapport that my mother is a pornstar and she doen hundreds of porn movies fucking only in her pussy and my father is doing with her only in the pussy... and she want to do an ass fucking for one time only in her life and she will never do it again... and she have a principle and a rule that she must get fucked in her asshole only only only for one time in her all life... when my mother to fuck in her asshole she made all dirty anal things... the lucky guy smells her asshole for a long time and he licked and taste my mother's delicious asshole for a very very long time and he finger her asshole ,gap it hard ,spank her butt ,kiss every part of it ,fucked her asshole and drop all of his cum inside my mother's asshole... and she does'nt do that with my father or any guy... and will never never never do that in the future... and my father is understanding the disgrace and the ingnominy that my mother put him in... and encouraging and supporting my mother for that doing....

1- that very very very lucky porn guy who fucked my mother's asshole for the first and the last time in her all life (and my father satisfied that for the other guy but him not) should i must envy him for winning my mother's asshole for himself only (only)or not?
2- should my father must envy him?
3- do you think that that guy is a lucky guy or not?
4- what is your opinion for my father's behavior? if my mother never give him her ass in the past and in the future and gave it to one only that one is a pornstar?
5- can i masturbate when i watch my mother fucking first and last time in her all life in her asshole in the movie?
6- put an imagine for my father's position when he see the dirty and very low sexual deviations that my mather doing with a strange guy?
7- if my mother do adultery in hundreds times but only in the movies... at that time we can say that my mother is a whore or not?
8- if my mother became pregnant when she done a creampie gangbang movie what must she do with the baby?
9- if my best and close friends fucked my mother in a porn movie what can i do and how can i deal them after what they done with my pornstar mother?
10- if my mother will do an incest movie (mother-son) with me can i fuck her in a movie?
11- do you think that i am a lucky guy for my mother
12- do you like your mother to be like my mother? why?

Croc
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#396403 - 02/02/09 12:30 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
AssDesign Offline
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Registered: 02/02/09
Posts: 6
Loc: Укра&#...
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1- that very very very lucky porn guy who fucked my mother's asshole for the first and the last time in her all life (and my father satisfied that for the other guy but him not) should i must envy him for winning my mother's asshole for himself only (only)or not?
2- should my father must envy him?



I think the man is born to be envy. You can tell best if you are envy or not.
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3- do you think that that guy is a lucky guy or not?




Yes he is. If he had something special, like this he is.
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4- what is your opinion for my father's behavior? if my mother never give him her ass in the past and in the future and gave it to one only that one is a pornstar?




cannot answer that, don't know why
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5- can i masturbate when i watch my mother fucking first and last time in her all life in her asshole in the movie?



Freud said that all man wishes to fuck their mother. So it have to be in our head.
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6- put an imagine for my father's position when he see the dirty and very low sexual deviations that my mather doing with a strange guy?



sorry don;t know what to say
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7- if my mother do adultery in hundreds times but only in the movies... at that time we can say that my mother is a whore or not?



Personal i do not have sexual moral issues so doesn't matter.
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8- if my mother became pregnant when she done a creampie gangbang movie what must she do with the baby?




On incest you refer. I think there are some medical problem with something genetic. If nothing is wrong with the child i thin it must keep it.
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9- if my best and close friends fucked my mother in a porn movie what can i do and how can i deal them after what they done with my pornstar mother?




If she was a dentist and your friend make there teeth at her won't be a problem. If her job is a pornstar... why to be ashamed?
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10- if my mother will do an incest movie (mother-son) with me can i fuck her in a movie?




I think this is the ideea of incest.
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11- do you think that i am a lucky guy for my mother




Not lucky ... not unlucky
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12- do you like your mother to be like my mother? why?




Now is to late to see my mother like that.


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#396405 - 02/02/09 12:40 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
I predict that Assdesign will be Panzer's newest butt buddy.
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#396406 - 02/02/09 12:42 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
Crocodile Offline
Pervert

Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Fascinating
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#396407 - 02/03/09 02:22 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Welcome Darek. Keep it real.
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#396408 - 02/03/09 04:33 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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PM From: AssDesign

why do you have a problem with me ?

He must have moved.New location: YKPAAIHA




It's Hungwell.. You can smell the fail and feel the hurt.
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#396410 - 02/03/09 06:57 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Maybe I can help.

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1- that very very very lucky porn guy who fucked my mother's asshole for the first and the last time in her all life (and my father satisfied that for the other guy but him not) should i must envy him for winning my mother's asshole for himself only (only)or not?
2- should my father must envy him?



I can only answer this after I see a picture of her.


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3- do you think that that guy is a lucky guy or not?




That depends on how much money he made.


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4- what is your opinion for my father's behavior? if my mother never give him her ass in the past and in the future and gave it to one only that one is a pornstar?




Marriage, the ruiner of everything.


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5- can i masturbate when i watch my mother fucking first and last time in her all life in her asshole in the movie?



I don't know, can YOU?... Or did you mean May I?


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6- put an imagine for my father's position when he see the dirty and very low sexual deviations that my mather doing with a strange guy?



Would he have prefered that it was you instead?


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7- if my mother do adultery in hundreds times but only in the movies... at that time we can say that my mother is a whore or not?



She has been a whore from birth.


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8- if my mother became pregnant when she done a creampie gangbang movie what must she do with the baby?




Kill it!


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9- if my best and close friends fucked my mother in a porn movie what can i do and how can i deal them after what they done with my pornstar mother?




Make sure you get the cash up front. ALways.


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10- if my mother will do an incest movie (mother-son) with me can i fuck her in a movie?




I dont know CAN you?... Ryan?


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11- do you think that i am a lucky guy for my mother




Only on payday.


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12- do you like your mother to be like my mother? why?




Yes, because she could make me alot of money.





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#396411 - 02/03/09 08:50 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
Uncle Joe Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
How is the situation with teens that are willing to open up their asses for business for cash in Kiev?

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#396412 - 02/03/09 09:01 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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How is the situation with teens that are willing to open up their asses for business for cash in Kiev?




They export pussy to western europe via the Albanian mob to work as prostitutes.

Ukrainian girls aren't too bad looking either for the most part.

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#396413 - 02/03/09 09:03 PM Re: New guy on forum saying hello.
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
There's a part of me that wants to see you win this one Hungwell. Ya know, in a point and laugh kinda way.
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