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I hate that fuckin' douchebag! And yet... the cadence of his voice enchants me. Not unlike that of the legendary Siren.





I used to be annoyed by him too. Then one day I actually payed attention to the commercial it was like I was fucking hypnotized... Since then I have a huge crush on him and I start my days by watching his infomercials. His voice and energy get make me feel like I need to go for a jog or clean my house. I've yet to buy the products but I hate shopping online, I don't get the high I like from shopping in stores. ALso I read this on his wikipedia page:

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In 1999 Offer released the Underground Comedy Movie to scathing reviews. Lawrence Van Gelder of the New York Times described the movie as "a series of sketches built around subjects like masturbation, defecation, alienation, urination, necrophilia, voyeurism, casual brutality and mockery of the unfortunate."



My kinda guy...

Carry on...
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