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#396162 - 01/31/09 08:57 PM Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-Off
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#396163 - 01/31/09 11:34 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-Off
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#396164 - 02/01/09 01:34 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-Off
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That is pretty funny shit.
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#396166 - 02/01/09 11:02 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-Off
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When i saw this on the DVd i laughed until my sides hurt. Bella is hilarious.
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#396167 - 02/01/09 11:16 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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I wish Kimberly Kane was smart enough to operate a computer. We need that whore around here.

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#396168 - 02/01/09 12:28 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-Off
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#396169 - 02/01/09 12:44 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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I wish Kimberly Kane was smart enough to operate a computer. We need that whore around here.




I'm not a big fan of her stuff (i like her when she was more all-american looking) but she is the cat's ass: funny, smart, engaging and all that good shit. I'd love to have her here...
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#396170 - 02/01/09 01:06 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-Off
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Pretty funny shit.
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#396171 - 02/01/09 01:18 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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I wish Kimberly Kane was smart enough to operate a computer. We need that whore around here.




Seconded.
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#396172 - 02/01/09 01:31 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Kimberly Kane fell off my radar when she reported spending a weekend slapping Darwin in the face and spreading her tuna roll for J.D. of Howard Stern's show. That's a crime worse than suckling the beeftits of Swami or Minion, or ingesting a mouth full of human papilloma swimmers from BI.


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#396173 - 02/01/09 03:02 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Kimberly Kane fell off my radar when she reported spending a weekend slapping Darwin in the face and spreading her tuna roll for J.D. of Howard Stern's show. That's a crime worse than suckling the beeftits of Swami or Minion, or ingesting a mouth full of human papilloma swimmers from BI.





TRANSLATION: You disapprove of some of the people she has sexual intercourse with?

Isn't that a bit redundant given that she does porn?
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#396174 - 02/01/09 09:07 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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TRANSLATION: You disapprove of some of the people she has sexual intercourse with?

Isn't that a bit redundant given that she does porn?




Not at all. Could care less what felons, drug addicts, or double anals from dirty harry and dick nasty that she's involved in. Spreading her veal for J.D. amounts to a girl walking out of the bathroom and saying "whew! You do NOT want to go in there!" Not for any reasons to do with ego, but for a polluted mental image I can't flush out of my head. An ex girlfriend did that once- RELATIONSHIP OVER.

My need to punch a hole through J.D.'s larynx doesn't help either. That only makes sense to people that listen to Stern.

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#396175 - 02/02/09 08:26 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Not to poop on anyone's dance party, but wouldn't one need to get rights from Def Jam to put this on a dvd?

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#396176 - 02/02/09 09:01 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Not that you could tell because they're not dancing to the beat, anyhow, but this clip has been re-dubbed for youtube. It's not the actual song in the movie nor the real song they were dancing to. In reality, they were actually dancing to NKOTB but they replaced that in the movie with something generic that they could actually get a release for.
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#396177 - 02/02/09 09:02 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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^^Hmmm I thought the same thing about what Fox said.....and Im not sure Joanna fell by accident, she cant be that stupid. Or can she? I think she did it to be funny...even though it wasnt.
Bella can move it though.

Edited to add, Ohhh I see Tenley, I thought they put either NKOTB or Beastie Boys in the BTS.


Edited by RenfieldGyps (02/02/09 09:03 AM)

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#396178 - 02/02/09 09:09 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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I was watching the clip in my office with the volume turned low, so I missed the audio break. I was wondering why they were so off the beat, but I try to no longer ponder these matters.

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#396179 - 02/02/09 09:10 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Additionally, I find it curious that some wondered if Kimberly Kane was technologically inclined enough to be online when the link in the first post actually contains a link showing this entire video posting to originate from her own blog. It seems that she's just not technologically inclined to participate on this board.
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#396180 - 02/02/09 09:17 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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She did post here before, she just never came back.

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#396181 - 02/02/09 10:34 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Im not sure Joanna fell by accident, she cant be that stupid. Or can she? I think she did it to be funny...even though it wasnt.
Bella can move it though.




Yeah, I generally don't find people dancing badly on purpose to be funny and Joanna does this often in her burning angel videos and they turn out to be lame. Rather, when someone is genuinely trying to dance and they still do it poorly, that's when it can actually be funny.
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#396182 - 02/02/09 11:05 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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maybe she was being slapstick comedic?
thats what i think
i just love joana angel shes like a walking cartoon shes cute
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#396183 - 02/02/09 11:28 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Considering she writes, directs performs in films and is her own booking agent, not to mention photo shoots for magazines and books, I doubt she has time to post on message boards.
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#396184 - 02/02/09 11:41 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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In that case, then somebody PLEASE tear that Blackberry from Obama's hand.

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#396185 - 02/02/09 01:46 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Additionally, I find it curious that some wondered if Kimberly Kane was technologically inclined enough to be online when the link in the first post actually contains a link showing this entire video posting to originate from her own blog. It seems that she's just not technologically inclined to participate on this board.




First: Nothing in the OP indicates the source of the video or mentions Kanes blog. Some of us read a post, decide the subject matter isn't worth clicking, then make a tangentially related comment.




Second: I've been around the block here enough to know that a comment like the one I made is guaranteed one of the following responses: a) an indignant whore fires up her keyboard to defend her intelligence/skillset/business acumen and hilarity ensues or, b) some water-headed fanboi fires up his keyboard to defend the whores honor resulting in a big bucket full of fail.

Thanks for the fail, buddy.


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#396186 - 02/02/09 03:42 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Dude, calm down. I'm not a fanboy or even a fan. I'm someone who went to the link and noticed that it also linked to her blog. As someone who came back to this board and noticed a link for her website and remembers there being some type of chat with her here because it was posted on the front page for like a year, I just thought I would throw out that she's not technologically inclined to post here hoping someone would start a convo about that. I was hoping that there was a Kami or Gen backstory instead of something more likely: it wasn't her style.

Regardless, chill. I'm not condemning you for not knowing how well every performer uses the internet; that shit's absurd.
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#396187 - 02/02/09 04:18 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Tenley,
Bornyo has an edge lately and I like it. Just go with it.

I mean I was out of town for a few days last week and suddenly he mentions my Mrs. in another thread. Coincidence?. Maybe.. Did I check my place for horse tracks and peanut shells?. Of course, because it's Bornyo and he's like, such a player.
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#396188 - 02/02/09 09:06 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Tenley I posted with no malice or ill-intent. Just wanted to point out the role you played.

Lou...well...the less said the better. (And why is your refrigerator full of shitty beer)?

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#396189 - 02/02/09 11:28 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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i lol with this comment
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#396190 - 02/03/09 08:05 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Belladonnas dance moves are hilarious lol she looks so cute hah.

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#396191 - 02/03/09 08:54 AM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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i would mouth fuck all four till their teeth fall out
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#396192 - 02/03/09 03:57 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Lou...well...the less said the better. (And why is your refrigerator full of shitty beer)?




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If you would have said "Liquor Cabinet" and all that implies, well, whatev.


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#396193 - 02/03/09 07:09 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS...ANYONE I SHOW THIS TOO CRACKS UP.

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#396194 - 02/03/09 07:35 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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This is proof that Belladonna was actually in the bear suit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=9b82Keh0sho.
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#396195 - 02/03/09 09:48 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Quote:

This is proof that Belladonna was actually in the bear suit:




This is proof that Joanna was actually in the bear:

(click)


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#396196 - 02/03/09 10:02 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Which is more likely to happen?

a) an indignant whore fires up her keyboard to defend her skillset

b) an indignant whore fires up her skillet



Mark_J you new avatar is awesome!
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#396197 - 02/03/09 10:09 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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Angel doesn't have half bad moves for a jap. But it's sobering to think that KK could convulse like that on a pole for 20 minutes and still make good money.
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#396198 - 02/05/09 08:59 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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I was never a Belladonna fan, but his video and a pic I saw of her with short blonde hair, have caused me to rethink my position and find some of her most spank worthy scenes.
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#396199 - 02/06/09 05:14 PM Re: Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joanna Angel Dance-
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^ if you do end up rethinking it, think 2002.

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