"Why don't you two go get a room?"


WTF do you think I'm doing over here, settin' up a playdate at Chuck E. Cheese?

Yes, I understand that in order to get the hot chick you have to fain disinterest, pretend like you gives no fuck, and generally speaking, be a dick. I get it. If you'll excuse me, I have to go think of some clever witty insults now so I can get me some pussy just like you. My hero.

Seriously though, that WAS a funny fuckin' post. Credit where credit is due


-Keep It Dirty

P.S. I love you more Marley. Can I cum on your tits?