"I have seen plenty of 17 year old myspace hoes and sluts"

You have NO IDEA how much hotter that makes you Marley! Do you go meet the parents and play the "nice guy", or do you just take them to a motel and then kick them out with their panties in the one hand and their diaper money in the other when you're done with them like I do?

-Keep It Dirty


P.S. You know I'm stealin' that one for my sig, right?