When I was 7 I lied to my dad and told him I was 3 just so he could like me.


Exactly what do you have to do to get paid 15 bucks at that agency?

Will my daughter need to start practice now?... She can already fart on command.

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off the 101 baby




So I can take the 110 to the 101, what's the exit?... I'm on my way...


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