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#395964 - 01/29/09 06:33 PM Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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#395965 - 01/29/09 11:53 PM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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dude that is an example of a sad attempt to join in some kind of nonsense you don't even understand. Okay sure ...Elaborator and Gunker happen to have the same political leanings that most of the USA do...as evident from the election of 2008. You are taking this funny ass story...which you likely saw on Olberman's show like I did and consider...well someone posted a 2 headed muppet picture of them for some post about the XPT Movie (that flash bitch! you will never be in!) so yeah...yr sorry mind gears were moving...i was just this close to yanking it for lameness cuz i got them powers to do so but when i saw my name involved i was disinclined to cuz i knew some of the conspiracy fagots on here would cry murder and i already have enough of a headache just typing this response to yr lame ass post.

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#395966 - 01/29/09 11:53 PM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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and dude yr avatar is lame as shit
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#395967 - 01/30/09 12:55 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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vince, your new infomercial for the slap chop is pure gold. 0:54 "You're gonna love my nuts", priceless. there's so much double entendre in that promo it's a work of art.

slap chop
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#395968 - 01/30/09 01:01 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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#395969 - 01/30/09 04:14 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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You know the Germans always make good stuff.


And I must be in dire need of sleep because Vince looked kinda hot in the new infomercial.


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#395970 - 01/30/09 04:17 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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He slaps his salad like a pro.
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#395971 - 01/30/09 04:18 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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Did anyone else think 0:55 was dirty?

So funny.


Slap COck!
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#395973 - 01/30/09 07:06 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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dude that is an example of a sad attempt to join in some kind of nonsense you don't even understand. Okay sure ...Elaborator and Gunker happen to have the same political leanings that most of the USA do...as evident from the election of 2008. You are taking this funny ass story...which you likely saw on Olberman's show like I did and consider...well someone posted a 2 headed muppet picture of them for some post about the XPT Movie (that flash bitch! you will never be in!) so yeah...yr sorry mind gears were moving...i was just this close to yanking it for lameness cuz i got them powers to do so but when i saw my name involved i was disinclined to cuz i knew some of the conspiracy fagots on here would cry murder and i already have enough of a headache just typing this response to yr lame ass post.






I did not see it on Olbermann. I actually first discovered it in The Ape Room at Phognet.com.- a University of Kansas sports board. I suppose I could have named it Lockwood and Long star in The Defiant Ones but I think they would rather like being handcuffed to each other and would have skipped merrily away.

I'm not going to be in the XPT movie! You mean I wasted six hours of credit in college on Fundamentals of Acting and Introduction to Improv for nothing.

Of course not everyone can be in it, someone has to write the screenplay and direct. Go back to your trailer my prima donna lead. I'll let you know when call time is set for the Tijuana donkey show scene.

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#395974 - 01/30/09 07:09 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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and dude yr avatar is lame as shit




Now I have to reply to the important stuff. Your lack of both taste and film history show via your dissing of: the best movie Charles Bronson ever appeared in, the best movie Sergio Leone ever directed, the best western of all time, and last but not least, the best film ever made.
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#395975 - 01/30/09 07:18 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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WOw meltdowns!... DOnt let Darrah write the movie, if she is in it let her remain anon in it until the end {spoiler alert!}


where we find out "It's Pat."...


If I get a part in this flick can I bang the Shamwow guy??... He is ranking right up there with Ted, well not but close.
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#395976 - 01/30/09 09:10 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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vince, your new infomercial for the slap chop is pure gold. 0:54 "You're gonna love my nuts", priceless. there's so much double entendre in that promo it's a work of art.

slap chop




I saw Vince at the San Diego Fair this year among the junk peddlers; he was super enthusiastic even when no one was around. I wish I knew he'd become an interweb super-star!
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#395977 - 01/30/09 09:30 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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#395978 - 01/30/09 11:44 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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I think Elaborator is a crying drunk. I can never decide if I like crying drunks or angry drunks.

Elaborator wanted to pull this thread...geesh.

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#395979 - 01/30/09 11:53 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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Elaborator wanted to pull this thread...geesh.




That's pretty, uhhmm, ghey!
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#395980 - 01/30/09 07:17 PM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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Elaborator wanted to pull this thread...geesh.


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That's pretty, uhhmm, ghey!





naw...i would never pull any thread. It was just a way to explain how lame it was is all.

jesus yall don't take things so fucking seriously.


and i am a loving drunk...
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#395981 - 01/30/09 09:17 PM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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and dude yr avatar is lame as shit




Now I have to reply to the important stuff. Your lack of both taste and film history show via your dissing of: the best movie Charles Bronson ever appeared in, the best movie Sergio Leone ever directed, the best western of all time, and last but not least, the best film ever made.




Yes. Yes. Probably ("Wild Bunch" maybe). No, but definitely in the top tier. See IMDB's Top 20 where it is one of two Leone movies included...
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#395982 - 01/31/09 06:04 AM Re: Gunker and Elab star in The Defiant Ones
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