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#395941 - 01/29/09 05:30 PM
Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Yes, I am aware this isn't exactly new (April '08) but it's new to me.
Overpowered by funk. Wait till the second "verse" if you have never heard of opera rap.
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Amazingly, this "most unwanted music" contains little dissonance -- that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier's list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn't think that was possible either.)
I warn you folks that the song is relatively long.
I actually enjoyed the song, for me it was considerably less irritating than say, listening to very fast recordings of Morse code or talking with a teenager.
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#395942 - 01/29/09 08:50 PM
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Registered: 01/30/08
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This was already accomplished in 1973. Please wait until the 1 minute mark and you'll see what I mean.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U
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#395943 - 01/29/09 08:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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In college I used to crank up a Gregorian Chant whenever I was in a really foul mood I wanted to share with everyone else in my wing of the dorm.
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#395944 - 01/29/09 08:59 PM
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This was already accomplished in 1973. Please wait until the 1 minute mark and you'll see what I mean....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpV5InLw52U
What in the hell?   
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#395946 - 01/29/09 09:09 PM
Re: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Dear god. You're one of them....
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#395947 - 01/29/09 09:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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It was absurd. What's not to like?
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#395950 - 01/30/09 05:24 AM
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#395952 - 01/30/09 07:28 AM
Re: Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Son
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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I hated it mostly except the "oh, oh. oh, oh,"... And the little kiddies singing about shopping...Yom Kippur and Halloween?, Whats not to love, Adolph?. The Opera was the worstest.
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#395958 - 01/30/09 11:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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#395960 - 01/30/09 02:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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You Dutchmen are weirdos when it comes to tunes, I'll give ya that. More BOB!!!!: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR4_s6SUjFA&feature=related
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