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#395790 - 01/28/09 03:34 PM PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Mark_J Offline
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A new PG Porn installment by James Gunn (Dawn Of The Dead Remake) is making the rounds, featuring James and Sasha Grey in a short spoof of car shop porn. If nothing else it proves Sasha will jump at even the smallest non-porn acting chance, though not unlike most porners. Her big line "WHAT?!" at the end will net the Oscar. Jokes aside she looks good in it, without her usual 'two black eyes' makeup job.

Funny, not, or just mildly amusing? Granted we're jaded so it's probably more amusing to non-porn people, especially anyone with Utah plates.


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#395791 - 01/28/09 03:59 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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Funny, not, or just mildly amusing?




Funny enough to justify a click.

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#395792 - 01/28/09 04:04 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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I watched it the other day and thought it kinda sucked....
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#395793 - 01/28/09 04:13 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Newports Offline
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I have never been a big Sasha Grey fan, but I do have to say she looks very good in this clip.

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#395794 - 01/28/09 05:08 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
turningblue Offline
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Her big line "WHAT?!" at the end may net the Oscar.




I actually got a chuckle when she said that.
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#395795 - 01/28/09 08:28 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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If nothing else it proves Sasha will jump at even the smallest non-porn acting chance




Just about *everyone* in LA will jump at even the smallest non-porn acting chance. I can't think of any reason for her to turn it down.
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#395796 - 01/28/09 11:14 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Good stuff but the edit was half-assed. If they knew what they were doing it would have been twice as funny.

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#395797 - 01/29/09 12:50 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
gia jordan Offline
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I refuse to watch anything that makes me sit through a fucking commercial first.
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#395798 - 01/29/09 01:38 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Hyde Offline
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If nothing else it proves Sasha will jump at even the smallest non-porn acting chance




Just about *everyone* in LA will jump at even the smallest non-porn acting chance. I can't think of any reason for her to turn it down.




How about... she's not an actress? I'm not sure what draws people to mainstream Hollywood, as though standing next to movie stars in itself bestows some measure of celebrity. But if the woman had a shred of acting talent, she should've pursued that instead of becoming a fucking pw. This isn't the goddamn 70's anymore, when porn flicks had scripts, and demanded a certain amount of talent from the "talent", and a naive young girl could be forgiven for the misguided entry into smut as a step toward the big time. Juan Cuba ain't Scorcese, and Sasha Grey isn't Kate Winslet. But if the bitch wants to be taken seriously as a film actress, she should make up her mind to do it and stop swallowing the convict jizz.

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#395799 - 01/29/09 08:19 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Vizzle Offline
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I refuse to watch anything that makes me sit through a fucking commercial first.




I'm the same way, that's a big pet peeve of mine.
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#395800 - 01/29/09 05:06 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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^Get used to it. It's only going to get worse as newspapers, radio, and television fade away.
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#395801 - 01/29/09 06:00 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Newports Offline
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Registered: 04/16/08
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^Get used to it. It's only going to get worse as newspapers, radio, and television fade away.




Yeah, it's going to be a lot more common.

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#395802 - 01/29/09 07:05 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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^Get used to it. It's only going to get worse as newspapers, radio, and television fade away.




Yep. As for the video: too predictable and boring to be funny or interesting. They're basically repeating the same joke over and over again.
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#395803 - 01/29/09 08:49 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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that pg porn shit should be funny?

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#395804 - 01/30/09 12:14 PM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
freestylah Offline
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Yep. As for the video: too predictable and boring to be funny or interesting. They're basically repeating the same joke over and over again.




Sasha Grey and jokes don't go together. And boring, yeah, of course!
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#395805 - 02/03/09 05:57 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
electrostatic Offline
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She's kind of a jackass. It wasn't that funny, but at least the guy was hot.
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#395806 - 02/03/09 07:17 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
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i hate james gunn, and "pg porn" people.

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#395807 - 02/03/09 08:34 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Sho'nuff Offline
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I found it kind of amusing...
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#395808 - 02/03/09 08:48 AM Re: PG Porn - Sasha Grey in Roadside Ass-istance
Nate Offline
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Registered: 03/15/05
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where's the version with the funny?
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