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#395140 - 01/31/09 11:20 AM
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#395142 - 02/01/09 02:00 PM
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Registered: 07/09/06
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17 1/2 is way too old for pedos.
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#395146 - 02/01/09 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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When I was 19, I lied to a guy that I was 15 just so he would like me.
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#395147 - 02/01/09 09:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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"pay ranges from 15.00 to 500.00 per hour"
That's quite the negotiable wiggle room.
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#395151 - 02/02/09 12:46 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?
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#395152 - 02/02/09 11:07 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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marley your avatar is so pretty!  love, pretty
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#395155 - 02/02/09 06:06 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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theres a slut city???!!
i wanna go!
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#395156 - 02/03/09 03:15 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
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I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?
If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi  ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.
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#395157 - 02/03/09 03:19 PM
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I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?
If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.
If you lump the UK in with Europe then it aint as bad. But in the USA...you would be considered a "child molester" and have to register with the state as a sexual predator if you even ogle some teen hottie that you didnt ID beforehand.
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#395158 - 02/03/09 06:00 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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theres a slut city???!!
i wanna go!
Come on down! We've been expecting you...
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#395159 - 02/03/09 06:17 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?
If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.
If you lump the UK in with Europe then it aint as bad. But in the USA...you would be considered a "child molester" and have to register with the state as a sexual predator if you even ogle some teen hottie that you didnt ID beforehand.
You can't drink in public places in the U.S either, can you?
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#395161 - 02/03/09 07:41 PM
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I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?
If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.
If you lump the UK in with Europe then it aint as bad. But in the USA...you would be considered a "child molester" and have to register with the state as a sexual predator if you even ogle some teen hottie that you didnt ID beforehand.
You can't drink in public places in the U.S either, can you?
I do know this.....4th of July Smoke in...lafayette square across from the white house parade towards lincoln memorial. its the only day around that area in the nations capitol that you can some weed right in front of da police and get away with it.
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#395166 - 02/04/09 01:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Hi. It's called mapquest.com.
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#395167 - 02/04/09 07:53 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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wow... guys? I don't even drive, ha ha. And those past couple posts were just some attempts at humor. But I really don't want to derail this thread any more than I already have. 
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#395168 - 02/04/09 08:41 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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wow... guys?
I don't even drive, ha ha. And those past couple posts were just some attempts at humor.
But I really don't want to derail this thread any more than I already have.
Well, I am a professional driver (among many other things), and as a professional driver, BORN IN HOLLYWOOD no less, I can tell you that I have never once actually seen the 134 connect to the 405. ON EITHER SIDE OF IT. It connects the 101 to the 5. Now that that has been settled (no really, it's not like there's any debate, I am right, and that RARELY happens) I need to narrow something down right quick. If I remember correctly, the 17th exit in Sac. is El Centro Rd./SH99, yes? So, do I go left or right Marley?
-Keep It Dirty 
P.S....and so as not to derail anything, they don't give driving-style licenses to the kiddies. Oh, and I bought my first porn rag at 17 1/2 myself, actually. Now, let's get back to talking about underage children on a pornboard???
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#395169 - 02/04/09 03:56 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Dirty to the rescue! Honestly, I don't know what the 17th exit is.
That, too, was a joke.
But I have seen plenty of 17 year old myspace hoes and sluts on Maury. Prime pickings for this "agency"
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#395170 - 02/04/09 05:04 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"I have seen plenty of 17 year old myspace hoes and sluts" You have NO IDEA how much hotter that makes you Marley! Do you go meet the parents and play the "nice guy", or do you just take them to a motel and then kick them out with their panties in the one hand and their diaper money in the other when you're done with them like I do? -Keep It Dirty P.S. You know I'm stealin' that one for my sig, right?
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#395172 - 02/04/09 06:58 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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I don't pay whores Dirty, they pay me 10% when I get them to shoot for the same people I do.
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#395174 - 02/04/09 07:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.
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#395175 - 02/04/09 07:30 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Oh, we don't bother with the "agency" title. We do it old school. But we are now offering driving courses and bj lessons to 15 1/2 year olds for an extra 5%
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#395177 - 02/04/09 10:12 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Oh Dirty, I should have already known. Such a thoughtful guy 
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#395180 - 02/05/09 12:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.
...and that's my next sig, thank you very much! Hey Static...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw
...you're my kinda whore, & I like your style.
Thanx. It never crossed my mind I could get along with someone named "Dirty", since I am a misophobe. Well not as much as before. 
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No, no, no , I don't GIVE them the diaper money, I LEAVE enough in their hand for that after I snatch the rest of their cash from them during the robbery portion of our "date". I don't want to be thought of as cold or uncaring. I even let some of them "escape", so to speak, but most of 'em end up in the front of my trailer.
You a real gentleman, but if you reaally wanna Quote:
-Keep It Dirty
Forget about those ever so costly diapers. You will get twice, no, thrice the filth, at absolutely no cost to you!... Give the expression "the best things in life are free", a whole new and improved meaning. 
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#395181 - 02/05/09 03:37 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Oh Dirty, I should have already known.
Such a thoughtful guy
Shame on you for underestimating me! Bad girl! Go to my room!
-Keep It Dirty 
This thread is fucking nauseating now. Why don't you two go get a room?
Marley Mason: I love you.
Dirty Deadz: I love you too.
Marley Mason: I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: Can I cum on your tits?
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#395182 - 02/05/09 05:11 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
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Marley Mason: I love you.
Dirty Deadz: I love you too.
Marley Mason: I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: Can I cum on your tits?
That made me LOL
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#395183 - 02/05/09 08:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"Why don't you two go get a room?"
WTF do you think I'm doing over here, settin' up a playdate at Chuck E. Cheese? 
Yes, I understand that in order to get the hot chick you have to fain disinterest, pretend like you gives no fuck, and generally speaking, be a dick. I get it. If you'll excuse me, I have to go think of some clever witty insults now so I can get me some pussy just like you. My hero.
Seriously though, that WAS a funny fuckin' post. Credit where credit is due 
-Keep It Dirty
P.S. I love you more Marley. Can I cum on your tits?
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#395185 - 02/05/09 09:42 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
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Hellooooo guys, PWs do sleep sometimes!
Dirty, I would prefer my face, so that I can feel the warmth and maybe get a taste.
I TRIED not to derail this thread so bad! oops...
And I am just naturally full of jokes Freestylah. Come back this time next week.
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#395187 - 02/05/09 03:43 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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damn thats a good signature! who said it though? quotes are confusing Quote:
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Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.
...and that's my next sig, thank you very much! Hey Static...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw
...you're my kinda whore, & I like your style.
Thanx. It never crossed my mind I could get along with someone named "Dirty", since I am a misophobe. Well not as much as before.
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No, no, no , I don't GIVE them the diaper money, I LEAVE enough in their hand for that after I snatch the rest of their cash from them during the robbery portion of our "date". I don't want to be thought of as cold or uncaring. I even let some of them "escape", so to speak, but most of 'em end up in the front of my trailer.
You a real gentleman, but if you reaally wanna Quote:
-Keep It Dirty
Forget about those ever so costly diapers. You will get twice, no, thrice the filth, at absolutely no cost to you!... Give the expression "the best things in life are free", a whole new and improved meaning.
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#395188 - 02/05/09 03:48 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol hahahHA how did you know? thats so funny dirty did you give him the treatment? Quote:
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Oh Dirty, I should have already known.
Such a thoughtful guy
Shame on you for underestimating me! Bad girl! Go to my room!
-Keep It Dirty
This thread is fucking nauseating now. Why don't you two go get a room?
Marley Mason: I love you.
Dirty Deadz: I love you too.
Marley Mason: I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: Can I cum on your tits?
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#395190 - 02/05/09 10:34 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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Good to know that SOMEONE picked up on the genius of my Chuck reference. -Keep It Dirty
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