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Surely a unique home. Didn't notice anyone actually sitting on the yellow couch.

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Would you?

Hit that thing with UV black light and it'll be visible from the moon.

How many gallons of cum, piss, saliva and sweat has that thing absorbed over the years?

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I actually spit coke across the room on the blacklight comment. If I could figure out a way to edit that without losing the brilliance it would be my new sig...