pretty...
I'm not altogether sure why you've been given a free pass since joining the board. You're not particularly clever, nor an especially attractive woman, and all the high-angle, foreshortened self-portraits on your myspace give the distinct impression that your body leaves something to be desired as well. Moreover, your coy, self-effacing, "silly me!" routine, while apparently endearing to some, is getting a little tired.

And Jeff is a horse's ass.