This is a tribute to the Monkey thread. Fire away.

(Maybe he'll come back too..)

Maybe he never left.

He was a big, bright, beautiful, burning star. He was one of my favorite posters here with the sammuras and garfields. He had a strong hatred towards jeff much like darrah ( ), and for the longest time I thought swami was wankus, if someone posted a picture of wankus I thought thats who swami was, if that makes sense? . He put on a great front of being a serious player in the porn business, but then stories from the talent of non stop calls at 3 am, and hand delivered hello kitty watches and plastic roses starting to fill the boards and his credibility was shot, he turned his anger towards padova, jeff and to a lesser extent me. Hes a great man and i'll always have a soft spot for him, and the pictures of him wearing sweaters he owned 80 pounds ago are adorable, monks.

^ 3am calls and psycho gifts - exactly how I imagined him when doing a little writeup on this gelatinous geek, and with no other info on him than a glance at his myspace page plus the few posts in the 'myspace stalker' thread. Too fucking funny.

Thanks for the feedback, Monkey. The legends are true .You are real.

I'd still like to know how he got his own graemlin, and how much of a threat he really is to living breathing porn whores.
Cmon, Y'all! Share those Swami stories!

what did he do? hes a stalker? ive always seen that thrread on here

Swami is the type of guy Darrah goes for..... a dick less loser. No wonder she hates men.

That said I do miss Swami and his wonderful posts. He is a legend here at porntalk and has helped make the board what it is today.

For the one millionth time, I DON'T HATE MEN.

No, for the one millionth time, you don't think you hate men. Everything you have to say about men says the opposite though.

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Colts over Blue in week 3?!?!?!?

My Giants suck ass right now, but it's still week 2.

colts suck

Don't get me started. I still know what week it is.

Two key things I learned from this thread.

1) swami hit his first 8 picks

2) JB and and Swami are still born losers.

Any tard can pick winners. You want to show knowledge and skill, then you need to pick against the spread.

swami was like oj's hand trying to fit into the glove.

He is barely a man, a born loser, but he has something. I think it's his alluring self destructive nature, you want to see what he does next to further bury himself, its basically daburg's angle but I just don't find myself caring with burg, I am completely indifferent to him, swami on the other hand. Umm what were we talking about again?