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#39403 - 07/19/04 05:00 PM Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Don't mean to be mean, but i don't find her appealing. Do you think that manuel guy was just saying she was too hardcore to be nice and just didn't want to hit it for other reasons. I tend to lean that way. (daddy make the bad man stop , please)
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#39404 - 07/19/04 05:05 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
kyoto Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 951
Loc: IL
male porn stars aren't in the position to turn down co-stars. They're not popular enough. Except for Rocco and my idol, Kurt Lockwood

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#39405 - 07/19/04 05:06 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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male porn stars aren't in the position to turn down co-stars. They're not popular enough. Except for Rocco and my idol, Kurt Lockwood





Well he already did turn her down, he said she was too hard for him. I believe it was for a different reason though, like the fact its hard to have sex with someone that totally disgusts you, which is why i think anyone that has sex with smartt earns every penny the hard way. I could be wrong, it has happened in the past.
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#39406 - 07/19/04 05:09 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Either i am too hard for him, either i disgust him, i do not care...
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#39407 - 07/19/04 05:11 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Either i am too hard for him, either i disgust him, i do not care...






Good attitude to have, in that picture with the 2 cops the guy on the right of shot, the real ugly guy from meatholes who lives with mr poo, was it hard to have sex with him?.
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#39408 - 07/19/04 05:14 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Smelly Monkey,

You know, sincerely, i don t give a shit about the physical appearance of my partners, either on or off camera.
The most important part is the sexual one.
if you re fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!
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#39409 - 07/19/04 05:16 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Registered: 01/25/04
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if you re fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!





Smartt you are in with a chance.


I know what you mean, i dated fayner. But that guy from meatholes, can somebody get that guy a burger or seven?.
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#39410 - 07/19/04 05:18 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Fayner's a sex god???

BTW, not to offense you but the correct spelling of my name is Melissa.
But please feel free to spell it any way you like it
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#39411 - 07/19/04 05:20 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Fayner's a sex god???





No, not really. He just has small hands, and i like giving him cold baths when he has been a little wild with the drugs. He spoons well too.
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#39412 - 07/19/04 05:26 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Fayner's a sex god???



Melissa, this forum is the Monkey Cage, a kind of Twilight Zone, a Reality different from the real world, where all is not as it seems...
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#39413 - 07/19/04 05:33 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Seems like a world you should not enter unless you are on O'D...
I know for my next visit!
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#39414 - 07/19/04 05:44 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Quote:

Seems like a world you should not enter unless you are on O'D...
I know for my next visit





Whats the matter?. is the monkey too hard for you?.
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#39415 - 07/19/04 05:44 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
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I would just say nothing if a girl's face made me do a Karen Carpenter with my food, but I have to say that I think this girl is cute. That despite the fact that her image is now forever imprinted in my mind with Smartt's screencaps of his chubby.

I don't know what the story is with that bat shit. Athletic equipment just doesn't do it for me. But each to the devil in his own way, as my seminary father used to say.
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#39416 - 07/19/04 05:46 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
BigDick Offline
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Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 73
Loc: chew it, it tastes like chicke...
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Smelly Monkey,

You know, sincerely, i don t give a shit about the physical appearance of my partners, either on or off camera.
The most important part is the sexual one.
if you re fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!




Is that your defense for dating a balding midget? you have obviously picked up his flair for spam.

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#39417 - 07/19/04 05:47 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
The Monkey seems sicker than me...love him!
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#39418 - 07/19/04 05:50 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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The Monkey seems sicker than me...love him!





You should see what i can do with half a dozen tennis balls. I did it at my parents 20th anniversary. They didn't say much after but the tears rolling down my mothers face were tears of joy, i think. I haven't talked to them since and that was 8 months ago. Is that weird?.
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#39419 - 07/19/04 05:51 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Is that your defense for dating a balding midget? you have obviously picked up his flair for spam.



Is ManSewer using an alias?
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#39420 - 07/19/04 05:54 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Hey BigDick,

Who s the "balding midget" you re talkin' about?
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#39421 - 07/19/04 05:55 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Who s the "balding midget" you re talkin' about?






if he runs errands for very little money then its mr poo.
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#39422 - 07/19/04 05:56 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Smelly Monkey,

Please tell me that :
1. You put them in your ass
2. you did no enema before and eat lots of vegetables the day before
3. tasted them out of your ass...isn t it a great thing to taste your own shit?
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#39423 - 07/19/04 06:02 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Smelly Monkey,

Please tell me that :
1. You put them in your ass
2. you did no enema before and eat lots of vegetables the day before
3. tasted them out of your ass...isn t it a great thing to taste your own shit?





I did lots of tricks but my favorite on the day was when i placed the tennis ball in my ass , squeezed my checks together gave myself a big thump on the chest and that spat it out of my mouth it then landed right in the middle of my father's pasta dish. But i did many things on the day, downfall is you are a little sore the next day, but its a small price to pay for one's art.
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#39424 - 07/19/04 06:04 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
awesome.
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#39425 - 07/19/04 09:26 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

Quote:

Who s the "balding midget" you re talkin' about?






if he runs errands for very little money then its mr poo.




nope that particular guy is all mine

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#39426 - 07/19/04 09:34 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Registered: 12/12/03
Posts: 822
Loc: San Pornando Valley


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#39427 - 07/20/04 02:17 AM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
Mikey Ropucha Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
Damn, even I have a chance then! WOOHOOOO!!!! I will go BUY a camcorder for whenever you're coming through Illinois.

I think Melissa looks entirely too sweet and innocent to do all these nasty things she's done.

Quote:

You know, sincerely, i don t give a shit about the physical appearance of my partners, either on or off camera.
The most important part is the sexual one. If you're fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!



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#39428 - 07/20/04 02:53 AM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

..... Do you think that manuel guy was just saying she was too hardcore to be nice......




No. He's just a pussy who can't handle a hardcore woman.

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#39429 - 07/20/04 09:06 AM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
melissa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
Hey Smelly Monkey,

Why dont you ban me from the site??
I m under-age
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#39430 - 10/25/05 10:18 PM Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
bump for the fact that manuel and steve have hooked up and steve lies about carrying and spreading disease. he IS the european brown rat of this era, the bearded plague i tell you!

if manuel wasn't illiterate like the majority of the french, he'd be so mad to know what his aim tests said before he faked them!
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