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#39403 - 07/19/04 05:00 PM
Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Don't mean to be mean, but i don't find her appealing. Do you think that manuel guy was just saying she was too hardcore to be nice and just didn't want to hit it for other reasons. I tend to lean that way. (daddy make the bad man stop , please)
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#39408 - 07/19/04 05:14 PM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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Smelly Monkey,
You know, sincerely, i don t give a shit about the physical appearance of my partners, either on or off camera.
The most important part is the sexual one.
if you re fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!
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#39410 - 07/19/04 05:18 PM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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Fayner's a sex god???
BTW, not to offense you but the correct spelling of my name is Melissa.
But please feel free to spell it any way you like it 
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#39413 - 07/19/04 05:33 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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Seems like a world you should not enter unless you are on O'D...
I know for my next visit!
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#39416 - 07/19/04 05:46 PM
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Registered: 05/31/04
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Smelly Monkey,
You know, sincerely, i don t give a shit about the physical appearance of my partners, either on or off camera.
The most important part is the sexual one.
if you re fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!
Is that your defense for dating a balding midget? you have obviously picked up his flair for spam.
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#39420 - 07/19/04 05:54 PM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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Hey BigDick,
Who s the "balding midget" you re talkin' about?
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#39422 - 07/19/04 05:56 PM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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Smelly Monkey,
Please tell me that :
1. You put them in your ass
2. you did no enema before and eat lots of vegetables the day before
3. tasted them out of your ass...isn t it a great thing to taste your own shit?
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#39424 - 07/19/04 06:04 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
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awesome.
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#39425 - 07/19/04 09:26 PM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Who s the "balding midget" you re talkin' about?
if he runs errands for very little money then its mr poo.
nope that particular guy is all mine
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#39426 - 07/19/04 09:34 PM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Registered: 12/12/03
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Loc: San Pornando Valley
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#39427 - 07/20/04 02:17 AM
Re: Mellisa Lauren does nothing for me
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 291
Loc: Illinois, the Porn Void
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Damn, even I have a chance then! WOOHOOOO!!!! I will go BUY a camcorder for whenever you're coming through Illinois. 
I think Melissa looks entirely too sweet and innocent to do all these nasty things she's done.
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You know, sincerely, i don t give a shit about the physical appearance of my partners, either on or off camera.
The most important part is the sexual one. If you're fat, ugly, and stink like hell, doesn t matter as long as you re a sex god!
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#39428 - 07/20/04 02:53 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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..... Do you think that manuel guy was just saying she was too hardcore to be nice......
No. He's just a pussy who can't handle a hardcore woman.
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#39429 - 07/20/04 09:06 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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Hey Smelly Monkey, Why dont you ban me from the site?? I m under-age 
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#39430 - 10/25/05 10:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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bump for the fact that manuel and steve have hooked up and steve lies about carrying and spreading disease. he IS the european brown rat of this era, the bearded plague i tell you!
if manuel wasn't illiterate like the majority of the french, he'd be so mad to know what his aim tests said before he faked them!
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