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#394249 - 01/26/09 12:45 PM Ceara Lynch should post more
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...nekkid pics of herself. That would be cool.
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#394250 - 01/26/09 01:36 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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[darrah] Who's Ceara Lynch? [darrah]
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#394251 - 01/26/09 02:54 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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I agree with Crocodile, I find her quite attractive.

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#394252 - 01/28/09 09:06 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Shes a good little whore.



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#394253 - 01/28/09 05:19 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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1) What kind of pills are those that Jeff is forcing her to take (those mustard colored thingies in betwixt her fingers?)

2) He obviously smacked her so hard it knocked her eye out of place. That's disconcerting
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#394255 - 01/28/09 05:28 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Sorry, off topic.

Jeff, I am wondering if you are familiar with the "Half Life" series of PC games and if you are whether you had noticed your resemblance to hero Gordon Freeman.

Maybe it's just that I play too many games...



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#394256 - 01/29/09 03:09 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Nah, Jeff resembles the lead singer of the Smithereens, circa 1990. Look it up...
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#394257 - 01/29/09 09:55 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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He's got more hair that Dinizio. BTW Green Thoughts is one of the most underrated albums from that era. Del Shannon is on it , for fuck's sake!
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#394258 - 01/29/09 10:17 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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#394259 - 01/31/09 09:23 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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1) What kind of pills are those that Jeff is forcing her to take (those mustard colored thingies in betwixt her fingers?)

2) He obviously smacked her so hard it knocked her eye out of place. That's disconcerting




Is she looking straight or off to the left, I can’t tell
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#394260 - 01/31/09 10:00 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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That lazy eye is a big part of her appeal.

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#394261 - 01/31/09 09:33 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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If Ceara doesn't start posting soon, I'll have to contract with Pastaworks/Viande for lazy-eyed rabbits for my next weekend's cooking!

A rabbit ragu on homemade pappardelle will really hit the spot...
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#394262 - 01/31/09 09:35 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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I'm a vegan again, but I'll wear my rabbit fur coat.
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#394263 - 01/31/09 09:52 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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#394264 - 02/01/09 12:17 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Ive always imagined ceara to have a horrid smelling vagina, that might be linked to the image of her toilet made famous here though.
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#394265 - 02/01/09 12:02 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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I'm a vegan again, but I'll wear my rabbit fur coat.




Then you're not a vegan. Just a slave to materialism.
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#394266 - 02/01/09 07:05 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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My car also has leather seats. From cows. But I suppose the rabbit fur coat I bought at Goodwill is more morally bankrupt to you since it's from a cuter animal.
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#394267 - 02/01/09 07:13 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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^^ Wow, for some reason, I envisioned masochitic farm life after reading that.. Then I realized I'm just buzzed.
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#394268 - 02/01/09 07:19 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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wait till somebody tells you youre not vegan cause you swallow gia


love, pretty
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#394269 - 02/01/09 10:04 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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wait till somebody tells you youre not vegan cause you swallow gia


love, pretty





This is really testing the new zen like monkey. (takes deep breath). Anyone have the dirty toilet picture? im sure loopnode has it saved, if not blown up and printed out in life size form and placed in the middle of his living room.
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#394270 - 02/01/09 10:36 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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PM from Monkey:

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She died 2 months ago.




Lolz. She did not.
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#394271 - 02/01/09 10:45 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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PM from Monkey:

Quote:

She died 2 months ago.




Lolz. She did not.





Two people can confirm that she did, myself and Chris Connor.
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#394272 - 02/02/09 08:08 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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#394273 - 02/02/09 11:07 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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i dont get it i think her eyes look fine burg?
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#394275 - 02/02/09 12:14 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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My car also has leather seats. From cows. But I suppose the rabbit fur coat I bought at Goodwill is more morally bankrupt to you since it's from a cuter animal.




I am not saying i am the moral one i am just saying don't call yourself a vegan just because you don't eat certain things. Vegans are die hard, no leather, fur cheese etc.
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#394276 - 02/02/09 04:43 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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So what should people who don't eat any animal products but have leather seats in their cars call themselves?

I thought the label "vegan" was a dietary choice and didn't necessarily apply to any other aspect of a persons life.

Say I am omnivorous but I decide to become a vegan for health reasons, can I not call myself a vegan till I have destroyed my leather jacket?

Just curious.

Must one go to fur protests and attack KFC diners to be considered vegan?
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#394277 - 02/02/09 04:53 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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If I eat fish and chicken only, can I be vegan? I mean chicken and fish are stupid enough to be considered vegetables.

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#394278 - 02/02/09 04:58 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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And you do the humane thing, you kill chicken and fish before eating them. Vegans eat plants alive!
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#394279 - 02/02/09 06:04 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
pretty Offline
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thats true
some of thm willyell at you if yourwearing leather
or fur
even faux fur
but i dnt get why if its faux?
why do they get mad?
wierd

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Quote:

My car also has leather seats. From cows. But I suppose the rabbit fur coat I bought at Goodwill is more morally bankrupt to you since it's from a cuter animal.




I am not saying i am the moral one i am just saying don't call yourself a vegan just because you don't eat certain things. Vegans are die hard, no leather, fur cheese etc.


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#394280 - 02/02/09 06:40 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Conq asked:
Quote:

So what should people who don't eat any animal products but have leather seats in their cars call themselves?




answer -
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#394281 - 02/02/09 07:45 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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So what should people who don't eat any animal products but have leather seats in their cars call themselves?






Comfortable.


Edited by the unknown pervert (02/02/09 07:46 PM)
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#394282 - 02/03/09 12:24 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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no thats pescitarian

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If I eat fish and chicken only, can I be vegan? I mean chicken and fish are stupid enough to be considered vegetables.


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#394283 - 02/03/09 07:26 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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No chicken

Pescetarianism is a dietary choice in which a person, known as a pescetarian, eats any combination of vegetables, fruit, nuts, beans and fish or invertebrate seafood, but will not eat mammals or birds. Some animal products like eggs and dairy may or may not be part of a pescetarian diet plan.

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#394284 - 02/03/09 07:39 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Not all vegans do it because of their love for animals, theres quite a few that do it for health reasons. Carry on.
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#394285 - 02/04/09 12:33 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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No chicken

Pescetarianism is a dietary choice in which a person, known as a pescetarian eats fish.




So does that mean "pescetarian" can be a lez who's lover has a fishy vag?

I always thought "tastes like chicken" when digging in. I tend to stear clear of the unhygenic. So no fish for me.
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#394286 - 02/04/09 08:34 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Electro, FYI I dont eat the fish.

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#394287 - 02/04/09 09:52 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Quote:

Not all vegans do it because of their love for animals.




Many people are vegetarians as a result of their hatred of vegetables.
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#394288 - 02/06/09 05:08 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Shes a good little whore.






I want a tattoo like Jeff has!

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#394289 - 02/06/09 05:10 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
cqd Offline
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And what exactly is preventing you from getting a tattoo? You are an adult right?
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#394290 - 02/06/09 06:08 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Probably 3 grade 70 trainsport chains and his 2 gay uncles.
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#394291 - 02/06/09 06:20 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Ceara has long fingers and long toes!

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#394292 - 02/06/09 06:22 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Ceara has long fingers and long toes!




You'd better get bigger freezer bags, my friend.
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#394293 - 02/07/09 05:20 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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You are so lucky!!! What did it feel like Jeff being in her presence? I think I would faint if I were in the same room

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#394294 - 02/09/09 07:51 AM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Quote:








You are so lucky!!! What did it feel like Jeff being in her presence? I think I would faint if I were in the same room




You haven't broken character yet and its been 6 years, impressive. Whats your reading?

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#394295 - 02/09/09 06:12 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Quote:

Quote:

Ceara has long fingers and long toes!


You'd better get bigger freezer bags, my friend.


Hey, Mr. Te-Tony M., in this particular case, it sounds as though a meat tenderizer and a vac sealer will work bestest.
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#394296 - 02/09/09 07:17 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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I like how electrostatic goes submissive around people she sees as being in authority- like Malice.

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#394297 - 02/09/09 09:01 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Being submissive or dominant, for me, does not depend on the person, but on my mood. Authority at times, brings out my "best behavior" but at any time, without warning, I can turn into an agressive, defiant version of myself. I thrive on both, outright douchebaggery and being as super sweet and vulnerable as sugar sculptures Let's face it I'm a total psychopath... Fun fact: Throughout JR high my teachers called me "Filthy Heathen." Not sure why, but I thought it was cute.
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#394298 - 02/09/09 09:38 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
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Whatever, honey. I think you just go against the grain on purpose just to get people to interact with you. It's all predictably defiant. If you really want to be rebellious, show us your tits or shut the fuck up.
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#394299 - 02/09/09 10:41 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
electrostatic Offline
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Sorry, Miss?, Mrs.? Ms.?, Dr.?, Twitteria Whoredan, no tits, I refuse to overshare to get people to notice me... But if I post titties you best believe they be my new avatar. That way I can be the real attention grabber without having to come up with clever one liners or mindless posts about "what I did today". Great idea. We really are gonna be great friends!
Quote:

Whatever, honey. I think you just refuse to eat whole grain on purpose just to get people to feel bad for you. It's all predictably defiant. If you really want to be rebellious, show us your tips or shut the fuck up.


Fixed., I once weighed tables too, for like a week. See, maybe we are alot alike!
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#394300 - 02/09/09 11:27 PM Re: Ceara Lynch should post more
gia jordan Offline
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I've never waited tables. I'm too much of a clutz to carry all those trays and dishes. I have no idea how waitresses never drop them.
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