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Smelly Monkey,

Please tell me that :
1. You put them in your ass
2. you did no enema before and eat lots of vegetables the day before
3. tasted them out of your ass...isn t it a great thing to taste your own shit?

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I did lots of tricks but my favorite on the day was when i placed the tennis ball in my ass , squeezed my checks together gave myself a big thump on the chest and that spat it out of my mouth it then landed right in the middle of my father's pasta dish. But i did many things on the day, downfall is you are a little sore the next day, but its a small price to pay for one's art.