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#394083 - 01/25/09 09:05 PM I bang the worst dudes
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Supposedly, the archive of some whore that that apologizes for banging these mops after leaving comments on their manners and performance. Odd, and I suppose odder now that I've managed to loose the 2008 archive. What gives? http://sorrymom.tumblr.com/archive/2009/1 Attachments 381490-012.jpg (45 downloads) _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#394084 - 01/25/09 09:53 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	romance _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#394085 - 01/26/09 01:27 AM Re: I bang the worst dudes
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Any guy who likes Sixteen Candles and rough sex...what's the problem?!!! Those are two major requirements I look for in a boyfriend. I am dead serious. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#394086 - 01/26/09 02:00 AM Re: I bang the worst dudes
Vice Admiral Human Garbage Registered: 09/18/08 Posts: 1574 Loc: DIEGO!	Dumping beer on your fat bitch best friend, though, that's pretty bad. I wouldn't have imagined that one could get access to the snatch after such behavior, back when I was of the age when Sixteen Candles was released. (Now, of course, I know better. Which is why I try to finger them in the bar when I'm fishing for civilians. More pigs are down with that than I ever would have expected.) John Hughes was the bomb, though -- I'm partial to Ferris Bueller's Day Off. And Weird Science.
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#394087 - 01/26/09 07:00 AM Re: I bang the worst dudes
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	right? that and the knowledg of HOW to choke me- not the kind of choke where i feel like my nose is gonna pop:) but the kind where i get the wawas and have multiple orgasms Quote: Any guy who likes Sixteen Candles and rough sex...what's the problem?!!! Those are two major requirements I look for in a boyfriend. I am dead serious. _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#394088 - 01/26/09 07:02 AM Re: I bang the worst dudes
inebriated kiwi Internet Tough Guy Registered: 12/25/08 Posts: 843 Loc: Sydney Australia	The links not working.
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#394089 - 01/26/09 07:06 AM Re: I bang the worst dudes
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	damn the blog is gone ? that sounded like it mightve been perfect morning reading well i gotta go xpt mwa! love, pretty _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#394091 - 01/26/09 11:15 AM Re: I bang the worst dudes
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	Quote: The links not working. So much for that then. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#394092 - 01/27/09 04:15 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
magicman Stormy's Lawyer Registered: 07/31/05 Posts: 20	Lots of its pages are cached on google. site:sorrymom.tumblr.com
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#394093 - 01/28/09 04:38 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
Perverted Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 01/01/09 Posts: 314 Loc: Screwing your sister	Quote: Any guy who likes Sixteen Candles and rough sex...what's the problem?!!! Those are two major requirements I look for in a boyfriend. I am dead serious. Umm... and if he is also quite perverted? _________________________ Eat me!
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#394094 - 01/31/09 03:20 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
Brown Chickie ADT regular Registered: 01/15/09 Posts: 16 Loc: Hudson Valley, NY	Quote: Any guy who likes Sixteen Candles and rough sex...what's the problem?!!! Those are two major requirements I look for in a boyfriend. I am dead serious. Well, now that you mention it . . . Sounds good. And a new fetish is born! As long as it's not this guy. Too bad she neglected to discuss the "woo-ing" part of the evening, I'd love to know what he could have done to get her horny enough to go with him. Chemical assistance is a given, but which ones? She had to be flying right out of the gate, staggering stoned before she met her prince. But I don't think anyone who routinely gets that vapid and stoned would have the insight to write that caption, or have an astute blog name like "sorrymom", supposedly filled with similar regretful pairings. Anyone who thinks that much wouldn't rack up that big of a loser's list imho. I call fake _________________________ YeOldeSexShoppe.com
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#394095 - 01/31/09 06:34 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
Fenris Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/15/08 Posts: 741 Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...	Quote: Any guy who likes Sixteen Candles and rough sex...what's the problem?!!! Those are two major requirements I look for in a boyfriend. I am dead serious. Dammit, I'm all for the rough sex but I always preferred the Breakfast Club to Sixteen Candles. Sorry Gia, I guess it's just not meant to be. _________________________ 'She looks like Brock Lesnar.' - The Tatty Patty.
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#394096 - 01/31/09 08:20 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Well he sounds just about kick ass to me. What's not to love about gansta rap, what do you expect out of such gentleman. And how giant could a "giant beer" be next to a fat bitch... It's pathetic how these whores react after not getting their calls returned. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#394097 - 02/03/09 01:13 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	It's back. _________________________
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#394098 - 02/03/09 02:47 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	its so the funniest reading ever _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#394099 - 02/03/09 07:07 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	^ really? i glanced over it- I must be missing something, some unseen level of comedy 2.0 "I found this D&D lover on the internet" "he suggested that we try anal–or, as he called it, “dirty, ridiculous, G.O.P-style sex.” "Oh, and that morning breath? Could kill a horse at twenty paces." comedy killer is knockin em dead with her female edition of Jack Hate karaoke. the "i have sex with losers" blog gimmick has potential, but then more Lisa Lampanelli and less Less Kudrow. at least if you get cornered in a bar by a mouthy slag laughing at her own jokes you can walk away, but now with blogs everyone feels licensed for funny.
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#394100 - 02/03/09 09:10 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	I fucking love Lisa Lampanelli. She has that smoothness of "drunk aunt" with a splash of "senile grandma" I happen to love so much. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#394101 - 02/03/09 11:20 PM Re: I bang the worst dudes
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7602 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Hehe... Every time I come to Website Talk, "Andrea Anderson" is right on top of "I Bang the Worst Dudes" _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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