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#393741 - 01/29/09 05:00 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i dont read anything except the internet and vogue this has been discussed before youre following me around arent you?! lol thats cute Quote:
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why not?
you can learn an assload of stuff on xpt
when i first found xpt i read everything in the general and the cage all the way back as far as it goes to learn stuff
A book is nice every once in a while too.
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#393743 - 01/29/09 10:25 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol
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#393746 - 02/02/09 04:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?
It means the same thing Fayner meant after you interviewed him.
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#393747 - 02/02/09 08:05 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Why is Mark happy that you're back when he was never here?. Don't answer that. I think I know and that explains alot, Bert and Ernie. 
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#393748 - 02/05/09 02:53 PM
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Registered: 10/02/08
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Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?
we'll see.
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Why is Mark happy that you're back when he was never here?.
hey how bout those steelers huh- some game sunday. shoot would you like at the time...
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#393750 - 02/05/09 03:36 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ill give you stars!  iv been being a star-ho lol giving everyone stars even the mean boys! lol love, pretty
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#393753 - 02/05/09 04:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^Oh fuck... He got me good!~
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#393754 - 02/05/09 04:03 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Wick doesn't pay for tupperware so Tardpower stays. My say so.
Get your freak on lowlife.
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#393756 - 02/06/09 09:05 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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I haven't been introduced to Monkey. Is this you? It would explain your abscence.
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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
I only have 2 stars, or 1 I don't pay attention. And if you are suspiscious of me, you probably should be, the L.A.P.D. usually is. I simply don't trust vagina, all whores have a hidden agenda and that's usually where it's hiding. Also a redflag... It bleeds but just wont die.
Mr. Garrison on the South Park movie said it best. "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
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#393757 - 02/08/09 02:18 PM
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What was Smelly Monkey like?
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.' -J.Handy
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#393758 - 02/09/09 02:26 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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What was Smelly Monkey like?
He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.' -J.Handy
Monkey pictures always make me LOL literally
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