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#393690 - 01/23/09 07:38 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
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#393691 - 01/23/09 07:40 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Hey, Darrah, you don't talk about the Monkey. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas... 
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#393692 - 01/23/09 07:42 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
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#393693 - 01/23/09 07:44 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Hey, Darrah, you don't talk about the Monkey. You listen to him. The man's enlarged my mind. He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean sometimes he'll... uh... well, you'll say "hello" to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you. He won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say, "do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you"... I mean I'm no, I can't... I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's... he's a great man. I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across floors of silent seas...
I see the enigma that is Smelly Monkey has had a great impact on your life. 
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#393695 - 01/23/09 07:48 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
Yes. Yes, you are. You are worthless. Read the posts yourself. I hope no one is stupid enough to give you the summation you want. You are lazy.
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#393697 - 01/23/09 07:53 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Yes. Yes, you are. You are worthless. Read the posts yourself. I hope no one is stupid enough to give you the summation you want. You are lazy.
For fuck sake! I see he hasn't posted in almost a year and I ask a simple question and you get your tampon all bent out of shape. Fuck you and leave me alone!
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#393698 - 01/23/09 07:54 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Jesus
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#393699 - 01/23/09 07:54 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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Please, please, kill yourself before you breed. Please. 
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#393700 - 01/23/09 07:55 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.
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#393701 - 01/23/09 07:59 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I'm digging the movie references Charlie.
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#393705 - 01/23/09 09:55 PM
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#393706 - 01/24/09 01:21 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Monkey is Gia's alt.
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#393707 - 01/24/09 01:23 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I wish. Monkey's a hard one to live up to. His posts are untouchable.
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#393709 - 01/24/09 10:59 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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He was the father I never had, and I love him still. Even though he touched me in my bathing suit area.
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#393710 - 01/24/09 11:17 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I was going to type the same thing but you beat me too it.
Go Research, researcher/blogger 
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#393712 - 01/24/09 10:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Happy birthday to you, Willie D!
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#393713 - 01/25/09 12:20 AM
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#393716 - 01/25/09 10:40 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ive often wondered this too
you hear so much about monkey
sorta legendary on here, no?
and jondra
i dont know who jondra is?
or jankity?
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#393717 - 01/25/09 10:42 AM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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why not? you can learn an assload of stuff on xpt when i first found xpt i read everything in the general and the cage all the way back as far as it goes to learn stuff Quote:
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What a bone-headed question. Search his posts and judge for yourself.
I'm suppose to read years worth of posts just to get an impression of him instead of one of you describing him in a sentence or two?
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#393722 - 01/25/09 06:32 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Sex Slave Trader
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#393723 - 01/25/09 08:14 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Daddy's home!
What did you bring us?
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#393724 - 01/25/09 09:43 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol monkey i like monkey!  yay! love, pretty
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#393725 - 01/25/09 10:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Hey Monkey. How's it going?
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#393726 - 01/26/09 04:02 PM
Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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eh, overrated. Youre not missing much. Im like a cross between Jett Travolta and Bob Crane. I have the autistic charm of Jett with the sexual deviancy of Bob Crane. I did manage to get laid last night though, and neither Bob nor Jett can say that.
He's alive!    
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#393727 - 01/26/09 09:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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'Jondra' is simply misspelled 'genre'(a mistake first made by some whore on her blog if I'm not mistaken, that has later became a popular meme on XPT). Similar is the word 'granite'(granted).
IIRC...
It was actually a thread about Derrick Pierce linked to XPT.
...based on the link within the above thread, that is. He lasted a whole 9 posts wasting the time to defend himself.
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#393728 - 01/26/09 11:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Monkey was the best-- I miss him terribly. He used to IM and tell me he really needed to talk to me in person, and I was the only one on XPT he trusted, and would I please call him? The number he gave me was Kurt Lockwood's. Thank God I never actually called the number. That was the kind of person Monkey was-- you could never believe a word he said, but everything he said was priceless.
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#393731 - 01/26/09 11:39 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
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Loc: Hell
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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
I only have one star. I must not be liked.  
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#393732 - 01/27/09 12:23 AM
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#393733 - 01/27/09 06:13 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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aw i only have two stars  on the other hand, im suspicious! that sounds so cool! how do we get more stars? Quote:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5JXrP8yv8o
Hmmm am I marlon or hooper? This might be more fitting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmdAnCs1sSc
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Daddy's home!
What did you bring us?
Disappointment, shame and moderate compassion. A less talented windsock with the second rate flair of guapo
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lol monkey
i like monkey!
yay!
love, pretty
Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.
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Hey Monkey. How's it going?
Doing good, how about yourself there bornyo?
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#393734 - 01/27/09 06:27 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yay thanks vizzle hehe
ok i got three stars yay!
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#393736 - 01/27/09 06:40 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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neat im not a craigslist hooker anymore and i got thtree stars in one week!
hoorah for xpt!
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#393738 - 01/28/09 09:48 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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And a reliable source that told me that Jeff Steward might actually be Smelly Monkey.
Strange because a reliable sourse told me monkey is Jeff Mullen.
Whatever happened to Jeff Mike ....... or Will Ryder? 
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