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#393582 - 01/23/09 01:43 PM Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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Nigerian Police Detain Goat Over Armed Robbery

LAGOS (Reuters) – Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

Belief in witchcraft is widespread in parts of Nigeria, Africa's most populous nation. Residents came to the police station to see the goat, photographed in one national newspaper on its knees next to a pile of straw.

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_nigeria_robbery_goat
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#393583 - 01/23/09 01:58 PM Re: Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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Goat lawyer is on a plane to Nigeria to take this case.

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#393584 - 01/23/09 02:28 PM Re: Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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please be wary of the nigerian goat assistance email fund.

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#393585 - 01/23/09 05:07 PM Re: Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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#393586 - 01/23/09 05:26 PM Re: Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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No jankem involved?
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#393587 - 01/24/09 01:23 PM Re: Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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If the good citizens of Hartlepool can mistake a monkey for a Frenchman, is this so bad?
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#393588 - 01/24/09 01:27 PM Re: Man Tries to Eludes Capture by Turning into a Goat
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Can't we let Olde Europe recolonize the place and plunder it for it's resources again? At the very least they may prevent the savages from partaking in their annual genocide Olympics.

Thanks for that gem, JRV.

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