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Dress her up in pigtails and a lollipop and Polanski will probably come calling.



I thought Polanski was dead... err, did he just move to France?



He's not dead - he goes by the name Christoph Clark aka Roman Pornanski, and he shoots porn in Europe.

Seriously though he can get back into the U.S. easy. Just borrow Christoph's passport for a while and skate in on his creds, enjoy himself a week of all-he-can-eat preteen buffet courtesy of craigslist junior erotic services, then roll out the bathroom window of the motel room at the first squeak of a crown vic brake in the parking lot - and high tail it back to LAX in a competent cab. Easy in, easy out.