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#393398 - 01/22/09 05:18 PM Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Ava is listed on iafd.com as being born 1/22/74. So happy "35th" birthday Ava. I don't even care that you lie about your age, you are a great whore. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#393399 - 01/22/09 05:36 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
evilskull Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/01/06 Posts: 121	As worn out and busted as she can sometimes look, there is something so infinitely about her enthusiasm for dick. Happy birthday to Ava indeed! _________________________ Super porno-creep powers, activate!
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#393400 - 01/22/09 05:51 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Worn out and busted so very aptly describes the op. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#393401 - 01/22/09 06:32 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I'm sure her reconstructed sphincter is much younger. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#393402 - 01/22/09 06:33 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	She is not 35 on one leg....but she's still pretty hot and nasty.
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#393403 - 01/22/09 06:34 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	i hate her boob scars, but she is so nasty... Ava is ok in my book
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#393404 - 01/22/09 06:39 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	All hail the goddess of porn!!!! Ava Devine is my favorite porn star. I fucking love this woman like you have no idea. She puts 100% of her real, true self into everything she does. There is no one like her. I thought I was one debauched chick until I heard of her. Ava does things I feel in my heart (and some that downright scare me!) but would never have the courage to do in real life. I am fasting today in her honor. Ava, may you get everything you deserve today. Happy birthday, baby!!!! I love you forever. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#393405 - 01/22/09 06:57 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Newports Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/16/08 Posts: 258 Loc: CO	I also love Ava Devine. I am bummed she decided to quit, the way she performed. If I could nail one PW it would probably be her.
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#393406 - 01/22/09 07:01 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5103 Loc:	OMG! She decided to quit? A sad day in pervertville. Old Whores don't die. They just fade away, I guess. She was a fave and will be missed. _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#393407 - 01/22/09 07:05 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Icetech Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/26/04 Posts: 353 Loc: Macomb mich	wow.. i honestly thought she was up around 50.. happy bday. dunno if that birth date is right though... _________________________ I love women really..... Sadly 20 minutes with one changes that opinion 100%
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#393408 - 01/22/09 07:14 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: All hail the goddess of porn!!!! Ava Devine is my favorite porn star. I fucking love this woman like you have no idea. She puts 100% of her real, true self into everything she does. There is no one like her. I thought I was one debauched chick until I heard of her. Ava does things I feel in my heart (and some that downright scare me!) but would never have the courage to do in real life. I am fasting today in her honor. Ava, may you get everything you deserve today. Happy birthday, baby!!!! I love you forever. Really?. Those tits are so ridiculous. If she put 100% of her real true self into it 35% wouldn't show up, yes?. heh We'll just right off 65% of that post to your fasting. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#393409 - 01/22/09 07:19 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	WHO CARES if her tits are fake. Duh, they're fake. In fact, her best tit job was the ultra-huge tits. She is such a huge slutty whore that she HAD to make her tits super huge to put herself on display for the entire world to know what a whore she was. I love her for that. Ava puts 100% of herself into it. Her true self. Her fucked up, beautiful mind. That's the biggest sex organ and that's where it counts. Then her body just follows. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#393410 - 01/22/09 07:31 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Newports Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/16/08 Posts: 258 Loc: CO	Quote: In fact, her best tit job was the ultra-huge tits. I agree 100%. She just oozed sluttiness when she had the large fakes, and I loved it.
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#393411 - 01/22/09 07:53 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: WHO CARES if her tits are fake. Duh, they're fake. First, you need a hot meal. Off to Subway. Second. You ever asked your non-fake tits if they care?. Go ahead. Grab one then the other and face the truth. They care Gia, more than you know. Ask Ava when she's not lit up. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#393412 - 01/23/09 07:24 AM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	I recall when Ava showed up to sign stuff at the porno convention a few years ago. She was the only whore I saw who encouraged the sweaty degenerates to grab her tits and ass while they had their picture taken. Most of the other whores stood behind a booth to insulate themselves. Either that or they were in meth heaven (Missy Monroe). Quote: We'll just [fixed]write[/fixed] off 65% of that post to your fasting. Lou, seriously, if you're going to spend your entire time here hating everyone, you really shouldn't make mistakes like this. You're better than that.
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#393413 - 01/23/09 03:37 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
inebriated kiwi Internet Tough Guy Registered: 12/25/08 Posts: 843 Loc: Sydney Australia	Wow, I share my birthday with a PW...weeeeeee!
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#393414 - 01/23/09 08:21 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I recall when Ava showed up to sign stuff at the porno convention a few years ago. She was the only whore I saw who encouraged the sweaty degenerates to grab her tits and ass while they had their picture taken. Most of the other whores stood behind a booth to insulate themselves. Either that or they were in meth heaven (Missy Monroe). Quote: We'll just [fixed]write[/fixed] off 65% of that post to your fasting. Lou, seriously, if you're going to spend your entire time here hating everyone, you really shouldn't make mistakes like this. You're better than that. Fair enough boss, I fucked up and all, yes? I was going for right off the face-off plus you know how hot she is when she's pissed. Agreed? It's not every day you catch a pw in menopause before she hits 40. I'll set the drag better next time. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#393415 - 01/23/09 10:25 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Dr. Mordo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/04/06 Posts: 358	Quote: WHO CARES if her tits are fake. Duh, they're fake. In fact, her best tit job was the ultra-huge tits. She is such a huge slutty whore that she HAD to make her tits super huge to put herself on display for the entire world to know what a whore she was. I love her for that. Ava puts 100% of herself into it. Her true self. Her fucked up, beautiful mind. That's the biggest sex organ and that's where it counts. Then her body just follows. I could not possibly agree more with every aspect of this statement. I miss her giant tits. _________________________ "Veiny Woman? APPROVED! " -Loopnode
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#393416 - 01/24/09 12:43 AM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
El Chivato Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/30/08 Posts: 207 Loc: 15 min from everywhere	Quote: All hail the goddess of porn!!!! Ava Devine is my favorite porn star. I fucking love this woman like you have no idea. She puts 100% of her real, true self into everything she does. There is no one like her. I thought I was one debauched chick until I heard of her. Ava does things I feel in my heart (and some that downright scare me!) but would never have the courage to do in real life. I am fasting today in her honor. Ava, may you get everything you deserve today. Happy birthday, baby!!!! I love you forever. I agree 100% she was a dynamo with those big fake tits! And when I heard she had them reduced, it was like finding out that Santa wasn't real. A very, very sad day! I thought I wouldn't be able to get into any of her movies after that, but damn if she didn't prove me wrong! And who cares what her exact age is, or if she retired? I have a feeling she will be back, and the way this woman fucks, it will keep her young for sometime to come. All hail the sex dynamo queen Ava! _________________________ Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!
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#393417 - 01/24/09 04:02 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
steveb Bukkake Boy Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 662	Happy Birthday Ava! _________________________ "Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box". - Gia Jordan
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#393418 - 01/24/09 04:31 PM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	She did an excellent Gag Factor (12) and had a funny scene after when she blew another guy, but he couldn't cum because she had already blown him before the shoot. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#393419 - 01/25/09 05:06 AM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
fkrull Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/16/05 Posts: 95	she is a force of nature who has trancended her inherent human physical limitations and has assumed an actual elevated and enlightened plain of existence thru the force og her own internal sexual energy. as they say in buddhism "there are 2 roads to heaven-excess or denial" i reckon she would laugh hard at my silly lil' academic post.....then proceed to tell me to shut up and fuck her in the ass........hard
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#393420 - 02/17/09 08:38 AM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5103 Loc:	Gia, would you unretire and strap on the stilettos for a goodbye scene with Ava Devine? C3X might throw in his services for scale. Who has the deep pockets to bank that one? TheBurg? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#393421 - 02/17/09 08:52 AM Re: Ava Devine is, ahem "35" today. Happy B-Day!!
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: I'm sure her reconstructed sphincter is much younger. and her tits....fucked up or not....i think they are 3
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