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#393348 - 02/05/09 06:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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As I recall, I was actually the first person on this board to call me a fanboi. This is old hat my friend. Also, an ass that looks like Gia's? You lie profusely if you say you wouldn't bury your face in that. I just call 'em how I see 'em yo. -Keep It Dirty 
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#393349 - 02/05/09 06:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley!
Somebody cue the fuckin' violins for me please and thanks.
You heard the man, HiT it! 
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#393350 - 02/06/09 05:54 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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it hurts alot, kiwi but im also not taking the pain meds, so that could be it too and they itch Quote:
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cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon 
So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?
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#393351 - 02/06/09 05:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Isn't it about time for new photos?
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#393352 - 02/11/09 05:44 PM
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Yeah, how's the tits, toots? Can you do this yet?  -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#393353 - 02/11/09 05:47 PM
Re: i got boobs :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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theyre good all the steri strips fell off now i still have stitches though i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them
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#393354 - 02/11/09 05:51 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
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theyre good
all the steri strips fell off now
i still have stitches though
i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them
Buy me some alcohol, I'll show you my tits. You miss work?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#393355 - 02/11/09 06:35 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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alot  i just started going back to the gym three days ago i have to do twicethe cardio causei gained four pounds on bedrest meh
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#393356 - 02/11/09 11:53 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 12/28/05
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#393357 - 02/12/09 01:06 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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i gained four pounds on bedrest
Are you sure that's not just the weight of the new boobies?
If it is, that would be the first time in history that a breast reduction / lift increased someone's weight.
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#393360 - 02/15/09 01:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol thanks theyre kinda fucked up fom the realy tight sports bra- thats all those icky lines ill run around braless for awhile and take line free ones in a bit i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago and wanted to get something up there lol
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#393361 - 02/15/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago
I hope this works out to your satisfaction, Pretty.
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#393362 - 02/15/09 08:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i do too i gotta wait till all the scabbs are gone for scar revision theyll look alot better after they laser the incisions off
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#393364 - 02/15/09 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Pretty, please aply maderma and take zinc to speed up the healing. I know your md has laser scar revision, but that laser treatment doesn't always remove the scars completely. Also, I know you had your heart set on big fakies, but at least this way, you won't have to replace the fakies every 10 or 15 years. You're saving money in the long run. But please...Maderma and zinc.
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#393365 - 02/16/09 01:05 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i am ive gone through two tubes of the creme mederma and im taking the zinc everyday promise
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#393366 - 02/16/09 01:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.
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#393367 - 02/16/09 01:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron. 
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#393368 - 02/16/09 01:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Sounds like Bio Oil works better than Maderma.
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#393369 - 02/16/09 02:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Looks like The Miracle Ear really is a miracle...
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#393370 - 02/16/09 05:16 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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nonono dont be sorry, see i didnt know that i was thinkng i might try and get rid of the scabs sooner with soaking or something thankyou gia Quote:
Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.
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#393371 - 02/16/09 05:19 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thankyou elcetrostatic where do i get the bio oil? and yes im keeping the bra on lol its this really tight surgical garment it kills but i keep it on im only allowed to take it off to go to bed Quote:
Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron.
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#393372 - 02/16/09 05:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Where all the rich folks get their shit, Target. Where else?... LoL. It's like 11 bucks or maybe more for 1oz. And I think most drugstores carry it. CVS does, if you have those there, but usually the product is not in-stock. Wal-Mart from what I hear carries the same stuff as Target. I been there once at 3 a.m when I desperately needed a lighter. I won't be going back, so you probably should stick with Targe´t.
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#393373 - 02/16/09 12:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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awesome thanks girlie im gonna go hunt for it at walgreens, around four in the morning in stripper heels and a mini skirt lol wallgreens LOVES that
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#393374 - 02/16/09 05:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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I suddenly remembered! I have to fill a scrip for !@#%$#^ over at Walgreens myself...at 4 in the morning. Thanks for reminding me Pretty. See you there! -Keep It Flirty
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#393375 - 02/16/09 07:47 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole
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#393378 - 02/19/09 05:29 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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it works way better than the medrrma thankyou so much for telling me about it that stuff rocks the incisions look alot better and ive nly beeen using it for three days
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#393380 - 03/07/09 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's about time for some more pics.
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#393381 - 03/07/09 10:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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WORD! -Keep It Dirty
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#393383 - 03/09/09 10:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Have any pics where you're not grabbing your boob? Now that you've got new tits, please pretty much refrain from touching them in pics. I find girls overuse the their hands as props for the breasts. Once in a while is fine, but just let the puppies breathe free so the audience can appreciate their shape and how the make the body look. And no clenching them together between your arms with hands together. All that does is make the arms look fat. Also, when the photog is shooting from underneath, no need to raise your chin, Pretty.
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#393387 - 03/10/09 06:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol yes its this stuff called kama sutra powder? it smells and tastes good its like made out of honey dust but i just call it the dirty whore powder lol
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#393388 - 03/10/09 08:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.
My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.
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#393389 - 03/10/09 08:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Funny, I just call it Dirty's Whore's Powder. Crazy. -Keep It Dirty FUCK that powder tastes good!
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#393390 - 03/10/09 08:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
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Your surgeon did a really good job, pretty. Very neat & clean incisions. I'm sure he/she told you the bunching at the bottom is normal for a vertical/LeJour lift and will resolve over the next few months. Gotta take issue with Gia's comment though unless I'm having an ADHD moment. Moisture is the key to less scarring. You want to keep applying bacitracin until the scabs fall off and immediately apply these: http://www.contourmd.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=37VM-2&Click=3591&site=google_baseAnd there is no laser that removes scars completely, though Fraxel is probably your best bet. You can also ask about off-label topiramate. PM me if you want more info.
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#393391 - 03/11/09 03:55 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thankyou
yes i got the oleeva thingys and the puckers are almost gone
i think he said hes gonna do some cold laser? i cant remember the name
heres a phtobooth pic of them
Edited by pretty (03/11/09 03:56 AM)
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#393392 - 03/11/09 07:46 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol shonuff i love it i call it that cause the girls at work are like "why do you wear stuffthat tastes good?" lol so i go "cause im a dirty whore" it smells really good, doesnt rub off on the guys (alot of gus cant go home smelling all body sprayish) and when you get hot or start sweating, you start smelling more like honeysuckle and it lasts better than any pefume or body spray but "im a dirty whore" just sounds better lol Quote:
"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.
My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.
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#393395 - 04/06/09 06:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Yeah Pretty, if you don't I will. -Keep It Dirty
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#393396 - 04/13/09 05:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I need this stimulus package ready for viewing as soon as possible.
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#393397 - 04/13/09 06:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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