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#393298 - 01/25/09 07:33 PM Re: i got boobs :)
backdoorman Offline
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Don't get me wrong. I'd suck the befores or afters like a starving baby.
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#393299 - 01/26/09 11:18 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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ok got the bandages off
im posting a pic
but beware- its before washing off the marker or the steristrips came off
so here ya go, an hour after the bandages came off
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#393300 - 01/26/09 11:23 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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ops heres pic


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#393301 - 01/26/09 11:26 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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ok so yeah theyre gross lol
but theyll clean up good
and look at howthey look when im bent over!
thats gonna be awesome! no moe flapjack titties!yaya!
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#393302 - 01/26/09 02:45 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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They're not gross. They look nice.

Looking forward to new pics in a few weeks!

Good for you, pretty!
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#393303 - 01/26/09 02:50 PM Re: i got boobs :)
backdoorman Offline
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They're standing at attention. Should I salute ?
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#393304 - 01/26/09 03:22 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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#393305 - 01/26/09 03:49 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Quote:

While fake titties and plastic surgery are not my cup of tea, I'm pretty okay with people doing stuff with their bodies if they feel better. However, this pic from backdoorman's link pissed me off:






What is so terrible with that first pair of tits? And what is so great about the after pic?



In that after pic the nipples follow you as you walk around the room...
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#393306 - 01/26/09 04:47 PM Re: i got boobs :)
backdoorman Offline
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Like puppies good titties do that !
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#393307 - 01/26/09 05:56 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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#393308 - 01/26/09 06:55 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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They look really nice and perky Pretty.

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#393309 - 01/26/09 07:27 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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yeah theyre way up there!
im so happy
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#393310 - 01/26/09 07:38 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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I gotta say...I'm a believer now! From first hand experience, I can tell you that the titties are the SHIT! They look fantastic NOW, just wait 'til they're all healed up. Prettier by the day...

-Keep It Dirty

...oh, and that you had them paid for by a crustomer...
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#393311 - 01/26/09 08:45 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Bornyo Offline
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You gotta love this shit. Pretty gets a customer to pay for her new tits and her trucker boyfriend gets to sample them.

Pretty, how did the conversation go with your donor? How did you approach him? How did you ask him for the money? How did he pay you? Please be as descriptive as you can- this thread is all about you.

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#393312 - 01/26/09 09:20 PM Re: i got boobs :)
gia jordan Offline
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Pretty, what size are they now?
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#393313 - 01/26/09 09:49 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
lol
ok
bornyo:i tried to go out to denver to dance a few nights a week
cause money sucks right now
but none of the good places would hire me, cause of my boobs
i got really sad
he is a very good, probably the best, customer ive ever had thats for sure
he cant get boners at all
its very sad but he keeps trying he buys ALOT of dances and tips alot
and he saw me at the vu next time i was there and asked how that had gone and i told him and he said well daddy has plastic lol
and we met for lunch and then to the doctor about a month later and i know noone will believe it but that was it
he just bought them for me
hes always sent me money, but each time he sent me some for boobies i spent it on something else first, so he just bought them
i think hes dying or something
he spends ALOT of money and is very nice
i dont think hes a millionaire or anything hes like a hunting guide from four corners
hes old
hes like sixty two


gia: theyre still 34 C's right now i dont know if theyre gonna shrink i think i dont care if get implants the way therye shaped i dont care at all
theyre really pretty ive never seen myself like this before im soooooooo happy


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#393314 - 01/26/09 09:53 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Darrah Offline
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What size were they before?


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#393315 - 01/26/09 09:56 PM Re: i got boobs :)
gia jordan Offline
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If you're this happy, Pretty, don't get implants. I think your md did a great job. It really makes your entire body look more toned and they're proportionate. Personally, I'd like to see some implants in you, but don't. The thing with plastic surgery is that if you are completely piss your pants happy with your results, getting a re-do or an enhancement just to improve that 0.001% of the result you're not happy with, only results in fucking with perfection. That's what happened on my second nose job. All because if you looked close enough very very hard reeeeally thinking about it, it was slightly uneven. I should've stayed with the first one.
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#393316 - 01/27/09 04:31 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
gia,i dont think im gonna
i think id rather keep em like this bt just drop more weight and theyll look big when i get really trim
i mena, they LOOK fake lol
theyre rad

to dara: the were 38DDD's when i was fat
they were 34 C;s after i lost weight and theyr fittingin a 34 c sorts bra right now but i dont know how theyre gonna be sized wen theyre done healing

love, pretty

quote]If you're this happy, Pretty, don't get implants. I think your md did a great job. It really makes your entire body look more toned and they're proportionate. Personally, I'd like to see some implants in you, but don't. The thing with plastic surgery is that if you are completely piss your pants happy with your results, getting a re-do or an enhancement just to improve that 0.001% of the result you're not happy with, only results in fucking with perfection. That's what happened on my second nose job. All because if you looked close enough very very hard reeeeally thinking about it, it was slightly uneven. I should've stayed with the first one.


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#393317 - 01/27/09 05:46 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oooooooooh
i want a nose job too
but it hink hes getting me teeth next
or a tummy tuck im not sure which?
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#393318 - 01/27/09 07:09 AM Re: i got boobs :)
backdoorman Offline
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Hmmmm are you getting ready for the silver screen ?
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#393319 - 01/27/09 08:49 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
heres hoping
i go to acting class every week

love, pretty
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#393320 - 01/27/09 10:20 AM Re: i got boobs :)
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or a tummy tuck im not sure which?




I'd avoid that if at all possible. Every one I've seen looks ok in clothes but never heals well enough for a peeler. Strippers oughtn't have frakenbellies.

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#393321 - 01/27/09 12:18 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol frankenbelly
the scars are pretty gnarly from what vie seen
hes really good with this scar revision stuff though
but i dont see any pics of those on his tummy tuck patients' before an after
maybe those big scars cant get lasered off?
i dunno

itd be nice to be rid of the big tummy tattoo though...
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#393322 - 01/27/09 03:23 PM Re: i got boobs :)
backdoorman Offline
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Just say "hell no" !
Where's the button ?
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#393323 - 01/27/09 03:30 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ack!
ok sufficiently freaked out lol

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#393324 - 01/27/09 03:35 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Congrats, Pretty. Ugh goddamnit now I want new boobies. First order of business of course is my schnoz but the boobs need work too. I wonder what hurts more.


Pretty, How was the anesthesia(sp?)... Waking up was it hard?, Did it make you naseous? I tend to get nausea and slight hypothermia when I wake up from it ... Things that make me sleepy scare me.


Anyone else notice her spelling also got better? That's awesome.
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#393325 - 01/27/09 03:45 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
the anasthethic was twilight? they said? they gave me valium and some stuff in my arm it seemd like i was ABOUT to fall asleep the whole time but i felt nothing
it felt like a dream kinda
it hurts like hell when i get cold it feels like my tits are trting to crawl away from me lol
other tha n that its not so bad

Quote:

Congrats, Pretty. Ugh goddamnit now I want new boobies. First order of business of course is my schnoz but the boobs need work too. I wonder what hurts more.


Pretty, How was the anesthesia(sp?)... Waking up was it hard?, Did it make you naseous? I tend to get nausea and slight hypothermia when I wake up from it ... Things that make me sleepy scare me.


Anyone else notice her spelling also got better? That's awesome.



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#393326 - 01/27/09 04:49 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
the pain pills made me nauseous
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#393327 - 01/27/09 05:12 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Fenris Offline
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Pretty, you look fan-fucking-tastic! Well done!
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#393328 - 01/27/09 07:34 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
thankyu fenris
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#393329 - 02/03/09 04:32 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Update Pretty...
How's it going , you still got the swoll on or have they found their happy place?.
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#393330 - 02/03/09 04:56 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
no theyre likereally high
they look and feel fake
i went ot a friends stripper superbowl party and let a buncha friends feel them gingerly lol
i like them alot
the scars are still under steri strips andi have to let those fall off i think doc said it takes like two three weeks?
im just bored and resting and staying home alot which is boring

love, pretty
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#393331 - 02/03/09 04:59 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh and dirty came back
so thats always good too
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#393332 - 02/04/09 09:22 AM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Quote:

oh and dirty came back
so thats always good too




I'll always come back to you Pretty. Did you know that I was totally gonna marry you in Vegas in January had we gone? At the drive-thru wedding chapel no less (nothing but the best for my whore)! Good thing you had to get your boobs done during AVN/CES (or whatever they're callin' it these days) or you woulda been stuck with the wrong boob for the rest of your life!

-Keep It Dirty

Somebody cue the fuckin' violins for me please and thanks.
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#393333 - 02/04/09 10:17 AM Re: i got boobs :)
destro Offline
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Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
why are you using the internet and not sucking dick?

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#393334 - 02/04/09 10:58 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon
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#393335 - 02/04/09 12:02 PM Re: i got boobs :)
destro Offline
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no excuse, suck dick and stop pretending you know how to do other things.
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#393336 - 02/04/09 12:43 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
ok
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#393337 - 02/04/09 05:08 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Loc: Wherever I May Roam
She was blowin' me the day after her surgery. How's THAT for hardcore?

-Keep It Dirty
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#393338 - 02/04/09 05:57 PM Re: i got boobs :)
electrostatic Offline
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Hardcore woulda been had she used your cock as an endotracheal tube during surgery.
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#393339 - 02/04/09 05:59 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
aye caramba. TMI. that's one way to earn your red wings. ten four.

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#393340 - 02/04/09 06:59 PM Re: i got boobs :)
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Why didn't I come up with that!- being that it IS... I must say, indeed Mark_J, redwinging is totally hardcore. For what other reason would they be the 2008 Stanley Cup Champs?

^How's this for TMI, suck on that TMZ.
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#393341 - 02/04/09 11:49 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Detroit was always my kinda town...dirty. I kinda like it out there. Fred's Diner in Commerce Twp. has the BEST sliders I've ever had, bar none, and I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings.

-Keep It Dirty
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#393342 - 02/05/09 12:02 AM Re: i got boobs :)
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings.

-Keep It Dirty



Not too many if you're a trucker.
Beep! Beep!
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#393343 - 02/05/09 01:30 AM Re: i got boobs :)
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Quote:

Detroit was always my kinda town...dirty. I kinda like it out there. Fred's Diner in Commerce Twp. has the BEST sliders I've ever had, bar none, and I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings.





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#393344 - 02/05/09 03:20 AM Re: i got boobs :)
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon




So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?

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#393345 - 02/05/09 11:27 AM Re: i got boobs :)
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Loc: Great America
vegan is so gay-hipster


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#393346 - 02/05/09 12:23 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Posts: 373
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Quote:

vegan is so gay-hipster







Maybe, but I got the heartsy love smiley vibe from Gia up there, and you did not. Enjoy your steak.


-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley!
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#393347 - 02/05/09 01:13 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
fanboi-ass kisser alert!!!

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