1. Ultra huge cocks, all fake cocks. Dicks in porn are necessary evil, no need to draw further attention to them. Remember, most porn customers are STRAIGHT guys.

2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.

3. Run-of-the-mill directors like quasarman(sp?). I don't care that he is overworked because he needs to do bazillion scenes a week. If a porn company can't produce 50 good, innovative DVDs a month then well maybe it's time to change the business model and concentrate on quality, instead of quantity. That's what JM does and they seem to be doing just fine.

4. Capturing doggy style fucking from behind. I don't want to stare at male ass while masturbating to porn.

5. DP is a borderline between the land of straight porn and pure faggotry. Don't cross it. That means not more than one cock in whore's pussy or ass at any time.