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#393200 - 04/06/09 07:58 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I prefer girls with a little bush.
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I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.
I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.
Agreed. Landing strip or a Hitler is fine, but a full bush? Fuck that.
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#393201 - 04/06/09 08:17 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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I once dated a chick that thought shaving her pussy was taking all the hair off the front, leaving the lips and pooper hairy.
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#393203 - 04/06/09 02:07 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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1. Ultra huge cocks, all fake cocks. Dicks in porn are necessary evil, no need to draw further attention to them. Remember, most porn customers are STRAIGHT guys.
2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.
3. Run-of-the-mill directors like quasarman(sp?). I don't care that he is overworked because he needs to do bazillion scenes a week. If a porn company can't produce 50 good, innovative DVDs a month then well maybe it's time to change the business model and concentrate on quality, instead of quantity. That's what JM does and they seem to be doing just fine.
4. Capturing doggy style fucking from behind. I don't want to stare at male ass while masturbating to porn.
5. DP is a borderline between the land of straight porn and pure faggotry. Don't cross it. That means not more than one cock in whore's pussy or ass at any time.
Edited by Crocodile (04/06/09 02:14 PM)
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#393208 - 04/06/09 04:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
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#393210 - 04/06/09 05:01 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Eh, I like pussy eating scenes, they just aren't shot right. They're extra tease is all.
I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.
While I can't say that I'm a fan of the full-blown bush, I do agree about the pussy-eating point. When done well, this can be as enjoyable and integral a part of the scene as it is the act.
I remember a Heather Hunter film where she plays a sports reporter. One of the final scenes involved someone going down on her beneath the newscasters desk as she was on air. No close-ups of pussy, no gynelogical shots of tongue on clit...it was just a reaction shot of Heather trying to read the sports while obviously enjoying herself.
It was brief and not pivotal, but it was HOT!
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#393211 - 04/06/09 05:13 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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Ugly bitches. Put the Fishhook to some real use and yank them the fuck out of the industry.
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#393212 - 04/06/09 05:36 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 1541
Loc: Mississippi
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Cheating for the camera & holding unnatural awkward looking positions to prove they're really having sex.
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#393213 - 04/06/09 05:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
Good call.
On a related note, guys that insist on keeping their face an inch away from the girls face throughout the whole fucking scene. I am looking at you (literally, unfortunately), Manuel.
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#393214 - 04/06/09 08:12 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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I can take or leave some of the suggestions above, but if you motherfuckers bring this shit back in a big way I'm packin it up.
Too late, the trimmed bush has already returned in force, most of the major gonzo girls are now sporting one: Kristina Rose, Gianna, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas, etc.
I wasn't referring to full bushes, I don't mind that either actually, but I don't think that will return anytime in the forseeable future.
I think a little bush is like real tits, big asses and curves, just a return to a more natural look from the girls. 
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#393216 - 04/06/09 11:48 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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ADT
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#393217 - 04/06/09 11:51 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
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[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno   [/eric]
that dude eric is off the deep bend with his hatred if u ask me.
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#393219 - 04/07/09 02:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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[eric]Bree Olson needs to be gone from porno [/eric]
You are a bitch, Gia, but at least it made me chuckle about the whole disaster.
I'm sure most (not all) whores are like this, but I wouldn't be surprised is a larger percentage of women in general are like her...pure fucking demonspawn. Why essentially say that I'd want to kill the industry loaded with such creatures?
Ladiesman is just another pansy newb. Either he's A) Petey giving XPT another whirl, trying to be cool; or B) Her latest stooge posting here trying to be cool. My bets are on Compton, Jaydeem, or Canada.
All I have to say to y'all is, "Have fun with your turn at the Illinois Road doorknob."
Either way, you're a worthless cuntrag like she is, Ladiesman.  I don't hate her, I just dislike the bimbo. Hate is forever, I'll get over it for good sooner than later.
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#393220 - 04/07/09 04:50 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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I'll get over it for good sooner than later.
doubt it.
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#393221 - 04/07/09 09:54 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 09/28/08
Posts: 10
Loc: WestCoast Sweden
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male talent who thinks anyone wants to hear them talk during the scene.
Indeed. If the girls have surgery to increase their appeal, why won't the guys have surgery to remove their vocal cords and increase their appeal?
I love to see and hear the guys, and I hate screaming girls, I dont want them to be quiet, but when they scream like hell, its a turnoff!
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#393225 - 04/07/09 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Two dicks touching is gay. But no, I don't worry about it because I don't get naked around other men.
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#393226 - 04/07/09 07:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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Two dicks touching is gay. But no, I don't worry about it because I don't get naked around other men.
yeah, I went to junior high with a bunch of guys JUST like you...
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#393227 - 04/07/09 07:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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yeah, I went to junior high with a bunch of guys JUST like you...
You went to Jr. High with some guys who wouldn't get naked around grown men? Isn't that a good thing?
Edited by have2cit (04/07/09 07:52 PM)
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#393229 - 04/07/09 09:10 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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You went to Jr. High with some guys who wouldn't get naked around grown men? Isn't that a good thing?
I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men. Being in proximity to other men whilst naked does not have to connote desire or anything sexual...unless you are the one making the inference. Secure hetero men may not desire to see other men nude - but neither do they do not fear it.
Strangey enough, more than a few of those jr. high guys who were so afraid to take a shower after gym class later came out of the closet...
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#393230 - 04/07/09 09:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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- stockings, garter belts, corsets or anything that hides the naked body.
- close toe shoes
- cum shots on the ass or tits
-cum dodging
- clean up during the sex scenes...just let the talent fuck don't stop to wipe her ass or pussy.
-Nina Hartley
-The Booty Talk series
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#393231 - 04/07/09 09:39 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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- clean up during the sex scenes...just let the talent fuck don't stop to wipe her ass or pussy.
Ass Juice Sucks man... not sexy.
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#393233 - 04/08/09 07:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
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Honestly, if you are worried about 2 dicks touching because you thinks it's "gay", that makes you a very stupid and insecure individual.
I mst be stupid and insecure, but I don't like two dicks touching either- in straight porn.
So gone should be both double anal or pussy! Plus it doesn't look like the girls enjoy it that much either. Also, gaping should be gone. If I wanted to see clinical video I would have stayed in med school.
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#393234 - 04/08/09 12:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/12/06
Posts: 251
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You made a similar point to what I intended to make before I could. Regardless, it's obviously a homosexual act. This really isn't up to higher level debate. You are sexually aroused rubbing your sexually aroused genitalia against another person sexually aroused genitalia of the same gender. That's a homosexual act. It is really clear. It's a sexual act between two sexually aroused individuals of the same sex, thus, it's clearly homosexual. The fact that it occurs within the orifice of someone of the opposite sex (be it mouth, anus, or vagina) would it make it straight; it would make it bisexual. Whatever it is, it isn't straight. Quote:
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I don't know if its a good thing or not, but it is definitely a tad weird for a man to be so afraid/intimdated (ashamed?) of other men
I had a tiff with some folks on here about this very subject a while back. I grew up around 'teh gays' (as K1ng puts it) and think they deserve the same courtesy (or scorn) as every other human. That said, the act of two erect penises rubbing together in a sexual(?) act is fucking gay. Not just because I say so, but because of the very definition of what homosexuality actually is:
Main Entry: ho·mo·sex·u·al·i·ty
Pronunciation: "hO-m&-"sek-sh&-'wal-&t-E
Function: noun
Inflected Form: plural -ties
1 : the quality or state of being homosexual
2 : erotic activity with another of the same sex
Merriam-Webster's Medical Dictionary, © 2002 Merriam-Webster, Inc
If I wanted gay porn, bi porn, or tranny porn, I'd buy it.
I do not....
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#393235 - 04/08/09 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.
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#393237 - 04/09/09 07:05 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
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A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.
That is so true !!
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#393238 - 04/10/09 09:51 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
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2. Music, slow motion and other bullshit like that. Even ADT fanbois hate that.
I trust that you don't care for the 16mm films from the early 1970's that Something Weird Video distributes? My favorite is Bat Pussy . There aren't nearly enough Hippity-Hops used in porn these days.
Edited by Visaman (04/10/09 09:55 PM)
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#393239 - 04/10/09 11:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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A woman's vagina and butthole need to be thought of as a time-space paradox. Only one cock can exist in the same space at the same time, otherwise the hetero universe could be destroyed.
I like that statement! 
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