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#393148 - 01/22/09 11:31 AM
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Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.
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#393149 - 01/22/09 03:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
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I agree, and would add that they stop with ANY up close shots of guys faces. If you're gonna have the talent do a script, that's fine, but once the action starts, I don't ever need to see the dude's face again! That's why POV, and the Interactive series are the best ideas in porn.
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#393153 - 01/22/09 07:22 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?. You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.
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#393154 - 01/22/09 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
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Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?. You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.
Yeah I know she is a fucking pig, one of the biggest pigs out there, you're right, that's a part that attracts me....but there's alot of other PW's just as big a pig as she is. Yes Ashley is a pig also. I've always liked her, I can't help it. And what would be the answer you'd expect me to say? Curious!
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#393155 - 01/22/09 07:30 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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My moneys on Dave wasshisface.. He really seems to be bringing it. heh
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#393156 - 01/22/09 08:28 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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7. Audrey Hollander's stretched out asshole, and I don't mean her husband. What is left for her to shove in there? Maybe she could hold a bologna in it a deli scene and slice up a sandwich worth.
8. Chicks in ass eating videos that don't touch tongue to pucker. Do they think the only place in an ass crack that shit touches is the hole?
9. The government. As long as everyone is of age and there are no trips to the ER, STAY OUT OF MY PORN UNCLE SAM!! If some broad is willing to take a donkey punch after being choked, slapped, spit on, pissed on, fisted, whatever for rent and meth money, so be it. Let the market decide what is over the line.
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#393158 - 01/22/09 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.
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#393160 - 01/22/09 09:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7599
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"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...
How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already. And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?
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#393161 - 01/23/09 07:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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11. "Droppin' fuckin' loads"
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#393163 - 01/23/09 08:45 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol naughty methadone clinic tatty hahaha kinda gives new meaning to the term spitback doesnt it? Quote:
"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...
How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already. And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?
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#393164 - 01/23/09 10:31 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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luscious lopez. sorry, honey.
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#393166 - 01/23/09 11:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Sorry to derail: Quote:
Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?
You won't find them. Because it's all fear-mongering and bullshit. Watch Bigger Stronger Faster . Mark J recommended it...
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#393167 - 01/23/09 11:04 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?
who knows but i guarantee you there is a whore somewhere exploiting on this shit.
P.S. Where Genny P these days?
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#393168 - 01/23/09 11:20 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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"Squirting". Gimme a fuckin' break already.
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#393172 - 01/23/09 02:54 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.
'Nitro' From American Gladiators: Because of Steroids My Balls Never Regained Their Size
http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32151
And men using drugs, haven't you all learned what happened to John Holmes? He couldn't work anymore because he couldn't get or maintain an erection.
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#393174 - 01/24/09 07:16 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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Tatty- you seem well informed, does one have less side effects, steroids or HGH?
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#393175 - 01/24/09 08:08 AM
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Dear shooters, I'm begging you...
tattie..I know your talkin about Brandie May right....shes NUTZ!!!
http://www.myspace.com/brandiemay666
^^^myspace sayes it all...shes the devil!
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#393176 - 01/24/09 08:24 AM
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Anonymous
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12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore.
13. The MILF Hunter. See #12...and quit talking to the cameraman.
reality kings, bang bros, nasty dollars, ox ideas and the reast of them in SOFL...I am with you!!! may the 2009 hurricane season reak havoc on what all is South Florida!
it can start up Route 1 (Dixie Hwy-Miami/Dade)...from Flagler Ave on up to PGA Blvd just North of WPB!
bang bus needs to have a fiery crash...and if you want to kill the milf hunter go to the http://www.elboroom.com/ Shawns there all the time...he's like a barfly!
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#393177 - 01/24/09 08:34 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 03/13/08
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Pls...no more low angle shot behind the guy where all you see is his hairy ass and balls and basically nothing of the whore.
DO NOT cut to the guy's face when he cums..this went out in the 80's it ruins the whole scene.
Give us as little of the guy as possible, if fact make the whole thing POV.
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#393181 - 01/24/09 03:33 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
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piece of shit 'cousin stevie'.
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#393182 - 03/07/09 01:09 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
Loc: UK
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that stupid place with the big pool where millions of scences have been done. Terminator 2 morrping special effencts. its not real and its a turn off. sly whispering dialogue. all this image in the background when paused crap.
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#393184 - 03/08/09 06:27 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 305
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Guys jerking themselves off to orgasm. Let the girl do it, for fuck's sake. That is by far the worst thing in porn today. As awful as some old school porn was, at least there were porn sluts who did pop shots right: Janey Robbins, jerking the guy off, tongue darting out, nasty look on her face, steady stream of dirty talk.
An example of slightly newer porn, with a properly done pop shot: first scene in Voyeur 21, Nicole Sheridan jerks the guy off, hard and fast, making him spray all over her face, looking at him the entire time. How hard is it people, DO IT RIGHT. Ban the stunt cocks from touching themselves.
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#393185 - 04/05/09 09:04 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
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stop using the words, "just like that" This line is shit. some of the actors seem to rely on this line alone, they should be fired.
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#393186 - 04/05/09 09:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy. 2) Fish eye lenses 3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.
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#393188 - 04/05/09 09:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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Pinup, I miss youuuuuu! It's like I projected an unknowing bat signal. Or maybe the Shamwow hooker did.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#393189 - 04/05/09 09:44 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
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1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.
I hate seeing a pov shot from over the girl's shoulder when he's eating the pussy. Unnecessary.
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#393190 - 04/05/09 09:47 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy. 2) Fish eye lenses 3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.
wow we are eye to eye on the eating pussy thing.. wtf is up with that? I carry a whip in my back pocket, and if one of the new meat puppets goes for the snatch he gets a taste of the tickler. Duke
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#393191 - 04/05/09 09:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
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(1) The "fishhook". Why make whores look ugly, or uglier than they already are? (2) The position where the dude fucks the whore doggy style and steps on her head. You know the one I mean. (3) Gaping. I refuse to watch porn with no anal in it, but gaping is clinical and unerotic. Think of Draghixa Laurent. She was the best. Was there something worse for her scenes because there were no closeups of her slackened sphincter?
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#393192 - 04/05/09 10:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
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duke
Your porn is formulaic and nausea-inducing, and you're twitter friends with a fake hooker.
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#393193 - 04/05/09 10:27 PM
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Porn Icon
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Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Welcome back, Pinupmutant.
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#393194 - 04/05/09 10:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/13/04
Posts: 312
Loc: New Orleans
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James Deen and cocky younger guys like him who the girls actually seem to enjoy working with.
Drugged up trailer trash chicks with bad teeth.
Shaved bald pussy: its time has come and gone. I prefer girls with a little bush.
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